Emmett declares the line, "No he can't / he's a pig" to be comedy genius.
I completely agree with Emmett. That line cracks me up every single time.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 7:17:43 pm PDT #3710 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 7:27:41 pm PDT #3711 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'd like to just state, for the record, that it's 85 goddamn degrees at 12:30 a.m.
There is something seriously wrong with that. This is not Abu Dhabi.
signed,
going to bed right now to sleep right in front of my a/c, which I adore and worship 4EVA
Ginger - Aug 09, 2007 7:41:25 pm PDT #3712 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's 90 here, but it is even more wrong where you are.
I'm going to go light a candle to Willis Carrier.
Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 7:46:02 pm PDT #3713 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
don't do that! the candle will give off heat. Offer up a novena instead.
Cass - Aug 09, 2007 7:46:08 pm PDT #3714 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You should light one of the faux-tealights that are battery operated. Less heat.
Allyson - Aug 09, 2007 8:09:25 pm PDT #3715 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Me and Lori gave Grace a bath and changed her sheets tonight and she was SO ANGRY at us. But then she was all happy that she was in fresh sheets and soft comfy swaddling.
She looked up at Lori, threw her leg over Lori's arm, and let out a big yawn.
I sang Me and Bobby McGhee to her, woefully out of tune, but she was kind and did not mock me.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 8:13:19 pm PDT #3716 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Is Grace complaining about the thread count?
She should make a stink.
It's 59 in San Francisco right now. We got all the way up to 72 today. Freakin' heatwave.
megan walker - Aug 09, 2007 8:18:00 pm PDT #3717 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
David, that's just mean.
Lee - Aug 09, 2007 8:19:55 pm PDT #3718 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm pretty sure we didn't make it to 72 in Belmont, though Menlo Park probably did.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 8:28:22 pm PDT #3719 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
David, that's just mean.
And I paraphrase: "I would've been out here sooner if I knew about the weather."
I'm performing a public service.