Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Aug 09, 2007 9:56:42 am PDT #3632 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Can anyone give me an idea how much a taxi from O'Hare to downtown might cost?

Um. I'd estimate about $45.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 09, 2007 10:08:10 am PDT #3633 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I paid $40 for O'Hare to Lincoln Park back in 2004, which is about the same distance.


Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2007 10:13:24 am PDT #3634 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

$40 it is, then. They don't care if I "round off". Thanks!


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 11:01:38 am PDT #3635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone buy Giuliani a dictionary....

"Freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."

OK... so I guess under a dictatorship you're even more free?

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Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2007 11:04:35 am PDT #3636 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And not "George Orwell's Big Book of Definitions"


bon bon - Aug 09, 2007 11:05:50 am PDT #3637 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It would be nice if they had a cite for the quote, given how damning it is.


Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2007 11:08:40 am PDT #3638 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

cite [link]

It's from a speech in 1994 -- he's been like this for a while.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 11:10:14 am PDT #3639 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cite [link]

Oh, that's from 1994. Didn't realize that quote was so old....


Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2007 11:12:18 am PDT #3640 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just means its time for the rest of the country to learn Rudy's Greatest Hits.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 11:15:42 am PDT #3641 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

[[earwormed with Me & Bobby McGee]]