Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 11:01:38 am PDT #3635 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Someone buy Giuliani a dictionary....

"Freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."

OK... so I guess under a dictatorship you're even more free?

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Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2007 11:04:35 am PDT #3636 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And not "George Orwell's Big Book of Definitions"


bon bon - Aug 09, 2007 11:05:50 am PDT #3637 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It would be nice if they had a cite for the quote, given how damning it is.


Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2007 11:08:40 am PDT #3638 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

cite [link]

It's from a speech in 1994 -- he's been like this for a while.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 11:10:14 am PDT #3639 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

cite [link]

Oh, that's from 1994. Didn't realize that quote was so old....


Trudy Booth - Aug 09, 2007 11:12:18 am PDT #3640 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Just means its time for the rest of the country to learn Rudy's Greatest Hits.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 11:15:42 am PDT #3641 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

[[earwormed with Me & Bobby McGee]]


Lee - Aug 09, 2007 11:17:03 am PDT #3642 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

is glad she wasn't the only one


sarameg - Aug 09, 2007 11:31:10 am PDT #3643 of 10001

So I just learned that one of the stroller/carseat combos my brother has? Was a freebie from the hospital. How common is that? It's one of those gracos or whatever (I can't be bothered to look. T is sleeping and D has banned me from legos.) Of course, freebie is a relative term, what with the bill even after insurance. Ok, being summoned.


Jessica - Aug 09, 2007 11:35:51 am PDT #3644 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dude, all I got free from the hospital was a pamphlet on why you shouldn't shake babies and a shitload of formula samples. I totally would have preferred a travel system!