That's insane troll logic!

Xander ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Aug 08, 2007 6:48:53 am PDT #3340 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Fred Pete, I'm thinking good thoughts for Teddy!


Tom Scola - Aug 08, 2007 6:50:39 am PDT #3341 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The A train is running, bon bon.


Cashmere - Aug 08, 2007 7:01:59 am PDT #3342 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I want to go stay in an ice hotel. Our A/C is still chugging along but I just took the kids out and it's miserable outside. We're currently watching Ice Age and eating ice cream.

Sam has ice cubes in his water bowl.

Miraclemans' commentary on Dora has been laughing hysterically. I would like to note for the record, though, that Owen climbs the stair while chanting "sube."


P.M. Marc - Aug 08, 2007 7:07:16 am PDT #3343 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yes, I get it, don't be an addict. But please stop talking about "as much pain as [I] can tolerate." I consider tolerating pain about equivalent to not dying. I don't want to tolerate it. But I can.

Can I spork him? I hate that attitude.


Lee - Aug 08, 2007 7:11:58 am PDT #3344 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can I spork him? I hate that attitude.

Seriously.

I think we are going to have to form a waiting to spork line though.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 7:13:10 am PDT #3345 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Plus, you know, break out the fancy sporks. The kind we save for when guests come over.


Cashmere - Aug 08, 2007 7:13:56 am PDT #3346 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'll get out the silver polish!


megan walker - Aug 08, 2007 7:14:18 am PDT #3347 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Plus, you know, break out the fancy sporks. The kind we save for when guests come over.

But do you switch your hands when you use a spork and a knife?


Ginger - Aug 08, 2007 7:15:08 am PDT #3348 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If we were all axe murderers, we would have already murderized ita's doctors and most of the ER staff through projected outrage alone.

I think we as a society are way too obsessed with the possibility of addiction. I say treat the immediate pain now and worry about addiction later. I've read about doctors who worried about terminal cancer patients becoming addicted to pain killers. Why the hell would it matter if you died addicted to prescription pain killers? The only people who believe that there is an acceptable level of pain are people who've never been in real pain.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 7:16:29 am PDT #3349 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But do you switch your hands when you use a spork and a knife?

Yes. But it is also acceptable to hold one spork in each hand while screaming, "DIE! DIE! DIE!" Which coincidentally is also the preferred method of spork combat.