Fred Pete, I'm thinking good thoughts for Teddy!
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
The A train is running, bon bon.
I want to go stay in an ice hotel. Our A/C is still chugging along but I just took the kids out and it's miserable outside. We're currently watching Ice Age and eating ice cream.
Sam has ice cubes in his water bowl.
Miraclemans' commentary on Dora has been laughing hysterically. I would like to note for the record, though, that Owen climbs the stair while chanting "sube."
Yes, I get it, don't be an addict. But please stop talking about "as much pain as [I] can tolerate." I consider tolerating pain about equivalent to not dying. I don't want to tolerate it. But I can.
Can I spork him? I hate that attitude.
Can I spork him? I hate that attitude.
Seriously.
I think we are going to have to form a waiting to spork line though.
Plus, you know, break out the fancy sporks. The kind we save for when guests come over.
I'll get out the silver polish!
Plus, you know, break out the fancy sporks. The kind we save for when guests come over.
But do you switch your hands when you use a spork and a knife?
If we were all axe murderers, we would have already murderized ita's doctors and most of the ER staff through projected outrage alone.
I think we as a society are way too obsessed with the possibility of addiction. I say treat the immediate pain now and worry about addiction later. I've read about doctors who worried about terminal cancer patients becoming addicted to pain killers. Why the hell would it matter if you died addicted to prescription pain killers? The only people who believe that there is an acceptable level of pain are people who've never been in real pain.
But do you switch your hands when you use a spork and a knife?
Yes. But it is also acceptable to hold one spork in each hand while screaming, "DIE! DIE! DIE!" Which coincidentally is also the preferred method of spork combat.