Can I spork him? I hate that attitude.
Seriously.
I think we are going to have to form a waiting to spork line though.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Aug 08, 2007 7:11:58 am PDT #3344 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 7:13:10 am PDT #3345 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Plus, you know, break out the fancy sporks. The kind we save for when guests come over.
Cashmere - Aug 08, 2007 7:13:56 am PDT #3346 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'll get out the silver polish!
megan walker - Aug 08, 2007 7:14:18 am PDT #3347 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Plus, you know, break out the fancy sporks. The kind we save for when guests come over.
But do you switch your hands when you use a spork and a knife?
Ginger - Aug 08, 2007 7:15:08 am PDT #3348 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
If we were all axe murderers, we would have already murderized ita's doctors and most of the ER staff through projected outrage alone.
I think we as a society are way too obsessed with the possibility of addiction. I say treat the immediate pain now and worry about addiction later. I've read about doctors who worried about terminal cancer patients becoming addicted to pain killers. Why the hell would it matter if you died addicted to prescription pain killers? The only people who believe that there is an acceptable level of pain are people who've never been in real pain.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 7:16:29 am PDT #3349 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But do you switch your hands when you use a spork and a knife?
Yes. But it is also acceptable to hold one spork in each hand while screaming, "DIE! DIE! DIE!" Which coincidentally is also the preferred method of spork combat.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 7:17:29 am PDT #3350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've read about doctors who worried about terminal cancer patients becoming addicted to pain killers.
My friend Miriam is a hospice nurse - she complains about this attitude all the time.
Jesse - Aug 08, 2007 7:22:51 am PDT #3351 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think we as a society are way too obsessed with the possibility of addiction. I say treat the immediate pain now and worry about addiction later. I've read about doctors who worried about terminal cancer patients becoming addicted to pain killers. Why the hell would it matter if you died addicted to prescription pain killers? The only people who believe that there is an acceptable level of pain are people who've never been in real pain.
Seriously.
Miracleman - Aug 08, 2007 7:25:05 am PDT #3352 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I would like to note for the record, though, that Owen climbs the stair while chanting "sube."
Em has been known to stand in front of a closed door and shout "abierto" expecting it to open for her.
bon bon - Aug 08, 2007 7:27:04 am PDT #3353 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The A train is running, bon bon.
Yeah, that's what I took, and walked up here from WTC. It's only a mile...