I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 2:19:41 am PDT #2912 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This migraine is not just painful. It's also inconvenient. Which sounds trite or weird, but it's true. And not much better than when I came in 6 or so hours ago. This is enough pain for me to come in for, still. I mean, my ride went home to sleep.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 2:52:12 am PDT #2913 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, ita.

rips out ita's brain

permorms migraine-ectomy

puts ita's brain back in her haid

gives ita a cookie


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 3:02:54 am PDT #2914 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Raisin oatmeal? Pretty please?

Mr Best Nurse got into a scrap with a patient and is being examined right now, so no meds for me for a little bit.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 3:06:26 am PDT #2915 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Raisin oatmeal it is.

I have a radio interview in five minutes, Fort Lauderdale.

TOO EARLY.

Then another at 7, I think. Then a 1:30, a 2:00, and an 8pm.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 3:24:02 am PDT #2916 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh, someone's in demand.

My nurse now has his leg in a brace. Seems something was dislocated in the dustup.

Want pain meds now, and want my own bed. Can't see how I'll be getting to work today.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 3:24:08 am PDT #2917 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm terrible at this. I feel bad for those who have to interview me.

My interviewers this morning asked if my name is a pen name. That happens surprisingly often.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 3:30:09 am PDT #2918 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, paperdol isn't exactly conventional nomenclature.

And knowing how tongue-tied and pith-lacking you get, I can only imagine how dry those interviews must be.

I wish they'd woken me for the fight, or that my ride had still been here. I'm in precisely the mood to share pain, or at least to watch someone annoying suffer.


Bobbi - Aug 07, 2007 3:43:10 am PDT #2919 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

It's the same insurance company that I currently have. I wonder if I can just call and ask?

Kat, you should call, but get their response confirmed in writing before you make a change.


sumi - Aug 07, 2007 3:56:00 am PDT #2920 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Kat, what Bobbi said.

We're under five weather warnings all flood related including a flood advisory specific to the river that runs through my town.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 07, 2007 3:58:02 am PDT #2921 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Much head-ma for ita. I can't even conceive of going through what you're going through.