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Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'

Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns

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Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 1:25:00 am PDT #2909 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He's even from this area, but alas, George Clooney is NOT a friend of Teppy.

My grandparents know his parents a little. And yet somehow we have never been introduced. The life, she is so unfair...

Kat, Happy Tushies has a TON of sushi fabrics for cloth diapers & cloth diapering accessories. (I covet the Wonderbag, and someday soon will get off my lazy ass and order one.)

§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 2:05:39 am PDT #2910 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now is as good a time to wish timelies as any other.

Posting from the ER on as bad a migraine day as I can properly remember.

Pouts all round.

Will someone please kill my pain?

Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 2:15:44 am PDT #2911 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Die, migraine, DIE!

Blech, ita. Hope you find relief soon.

§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 2:19:41 am PDT #2912 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This migraine is not just painful. It's also inconvenient. Which sounds trite or weird, but it's true. And not much better than when I came in 6 or so hours ago. This is enough pain for me to come in for, still. I mean, my ride went home to sleep.

Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 2:52:12 am PDT #2913 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh, ita.

rips out ita's brain

permorms migraine-ectomy

puts ita's brain back in her haid

gives ita a cookie

§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 3:02:54 am PDT #2914 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Raisin oatmeal? Pretty please?

Mr Best Nurse got into a scrap with a patient and is being examined right now, so no meds for me for a little bit.

Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 3:06:26 am PDT #2915 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Raisin oatmeal it is.

I have a radio interview in five minutes, Fort Lauderdale.

TOO EARLY.

Then another at 7, I think. Then a 1:30, a 2:00, and an 8pm.

§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 3:24:02 am PDT #2916 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh, someone's in demand.

My nurse now has his leg in a brace. Seems something was dislocated in the dustup.

Want pain meds now, and want my own bed. Can't see how I'll be getting to work today.

Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 3:24:08 am PDT #2917 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm terrible at this. I feel bad for those who have to interview me.

My interviewers this morning asked if my name is a pen name. That happens surprisingly often.

§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 3:30:09 am PDT #2918 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, paperdol isn't exactly conventional nomenclature.

And knowing how tongue-tied and pith-lacking you get, I can only imagine how dry those interviews must be.

I wish they'd woken me for the fight, or that my ride had still been here. I'm in precisely the mood to share pain, or at least to watch someone annoying suffer.

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