Not often or extensively enough, if you're me.
Or, sometimes, too much.`
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 06, 2007 6:44:48 am PDT #2686 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Aug 06, 2007 6:45:23 am PDT #2687 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was wearing some too-small shoes around the house with socks last night in hopes of that very thing. We'll see.
Dana - Aug 06, 2007 6:46:08 am PDT #2688 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't need a lot. Just a little. For $30 shoes, I think I can take the chance.
I also bought a couple pairs of more expensive shoes this weekend, egged on by my husband. It's the most I've ever spent on shoes, and it's still making me a little twitchy.
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2007 6:51:42 am PDT #2689 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
There is not enough coffee in the world for today.
Listening to NPR. Jeezus is Novak a douche. Jon Stewart may need to come up with new forms of the word for just what a douchy little doucheman he is.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 6:56:21 am PDT #2690 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This link will take you to a bunch of links of videos of cats in bottles. i.e. cats getting into and out of bottles: [link]
If I could save a cat in a bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to save every cat
Till Caturday passes away
Just to send them to you
shrift - Aug 06, 2007 6:57:52 am PDT #2691 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shoes stretch when you wear them, right?
Leather, yes. Anything else, it's a crapshoot.
It needs to be lunch soon. Yes. Yes, my carbohydrates, soon I shall have you.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 7:04:14 am PDT #2692 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pushin Daisies. "A mortuary novelty shop."
Which is cooler? A chocolate casket? or a hearse cookie-cutter? You don't have to decide - get them both!
sumi - Aug 06, 2007 7:08:15 am PDT #2693 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
tommyrot - laughed so hard I cried. Mostly started just at the point that all that's left outside the bottle is the fluffy, fluffy tail.
I wish that they'd shown the Himalayan coming out of the giant vase too.
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2007 7:09:51 am PDT #2694 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wish that they'd shown the Himalayan coming out of the giant vase too.
Yeah. My guess is that kitty needed human assistance. But I could be wrong.
Sparky1 - Aug 06, 2007 7:11:45 am PDT #2695 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Shoes stretch when you wear them, right?
Leather, yes. Anything else, it's a crapshoot.
Shoes generally stretch side-to-side but not in length -- so too narrow/they'll stretch, too short/nsm.