I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Cheese Man ,'Chosen'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Aug 05, 2007 7:08:18 pm PDT #2579 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

According to the US Census Bureau, 0.034% of US residents have the first name 'Ginger' and fewer than 0.001% have the surname 'K___'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 0 'Ginger K___'s.

I don't exist. Aren't statistics wonderful?


Liese S. - Aug 05, 2007 7:08:57 pm PDT #2580 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee, Ginger! I recommend an existential crisis.


Hil R. - Aug 05, 2007 7:10:25 pm PDT #2581 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That thing says I don't exist, either. In fact, the only member of my family who exists is my sister.


tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:10:33 pm PDT #2582 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, non-existence would have its advantages. For example, crime spree!


Cass - Aug 05, 2007 7:11:42 pm PDT #2583 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Nuh, it's the other one.
Details...


Laga - Aug 05, 2007 7:13:48 pm PDT #2584 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

it told me I was the sole Liz Grey in the entire country. At least I exist though!


NoiseDesign - Aug 05, 2007 7:15:13 pm PDT #2585 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.


tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:15:43 pm PDT #2586 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

it told me I was the sole Liz Grey in the entire country. At least I exist though!

But the mighty and beautiful Liz Grey is nearly extinct! We need a massive conservation program!

(I'd suggest a breeding program, but you might hit me....)


Cass - Aug 05, 2007 7:15:45 pm PDT #2587 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.
Moonlighting?


tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:16:41 pm PDT #2588 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.

Yeah, once upon a time there was a sex offender in Indiana with my name.

I dunno - maybe he's still there. But I haven't run across him googling in a while....