When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.
Yeah, once upon a time there was a sex offender in Indiana with my name.
I dunno - maybe he's still there. But I haven't run across him googling in a while....
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:16:41 pm PDT #2588 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
billytea - Aug 05, 2007 7:18:12 pm PDT #2589 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.
My name gets a US officer tortured and executed by Hizbollah in 1990 and a director of gay porn. (Two separate individuals.)
tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:22:06 pm PDT #2590 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a sudden hankering for Captain Crunch.
I'll be back in 20-25 minutes....
NoiseDesign - Aug 05, 2007 7:22:41 pm PDT #2591 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Moonlighting?
Great show.
Yeah, once upon a time there was a sex offender in Indiana with my name.
I turn up as a British sex offender. Gee, I wonder why I don't use my full name very often.
§ ita § - Aug 05, 2007 7:23:32 pm PDT #2592 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it told me I was the sole Liz Grey in the entire country.
If you didn't go to McGill with me, I think there's one other. Well, unless she married and changed her name.
Laga - Aug 05, 2007 7:27:30 pm PDT #2593 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I married and changed my name. I used to be a Mc. According to that silly power animal site my maiden name gets a Nigerian Dwarf Goat. According to google by my current name I am an actress, a musician, and a poorly rated teacher.
edit: but I haven't killed anybody!
beth b - Aug 05, 2007 7:27:59 pm PDT #2594 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I've been looking at pool dancing vids on youtube - I've only seen it on detective show before. It is much more than I pictured
brenda m - Aug 05, 2007 7:33:17 pm PDT #2595 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
edit: but I haven't killed anybody!
Not under your current name, anyhow.
buffysmglover - Aug 05, 2007 7:37:24 pm PDT #2596 of 10001
Tim Cox - Buffy: Anya, that thing you created burst through solid pavement and ate her dog.
Anya (anguished): Oooh, puppy!
I googled my username the other day and the only sites that pooped up that I hadnt actually becoma a member of were Gay personals.
ChiKat - Aug 05, 2007 7:38:38 pm PDT #2597 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.
A freaky conservative on the Kansas Board of Ed comes up for mine. I think I'd rather be a killer.