that was scary. why would anyone take away my toys?
That happens in The Matrix when they change something.
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:01:37 pm PDT #2576 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
billytea - Aug 05, 2007 7:03:51 pm PDT #2577 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Your personal power animal is the Nine-banded Armadillo
Ooh, neat. Nin-banded armadillos almost always have quadruplets. Apropos of nothing. My personal power animal is the Hairy-nosed Wombat, apparently. Which isn't an echidna, but props for trying.
Laga - Aug 05, 2007 7:06:46 pm PDT #2578 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
"Buffy's Em Glover."
I can't help thinking, "is that m as in Mfashnik or Mmm cookies"?
Ginger - Aug 05, 2007 7:08:18 pm PDT #2579 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
According to the US Census Bureau, 0.034% of US residents have the first name 'Ginger' and fewer than 0.001% have the surname 'K___'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 0 'Ginger K___'s.
I don't exist. Aren't statistics wonderful?
Liese S. - Aug 05, 2007 7:08:57 pm PDT #2580 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hee, Ginger! I recommend an existential crisis.
Hil R. - Aug 05, 2007 7:10:25 pm PDT #2581 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
That thing says I don't exist, either. In fact, the only member of my family who exists is my sister.
tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 7:10:33 pm PDT #2582 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, non-existence would have its advantages. For example, crime spree!
Cass - Aug 05, 2007 7:11:42 pm PDT #2583 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nuh, it's the other one.Details...
Laga - Aug 05, 2007 7:13:48 pm PDT #2584 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
it told me I was the sole Liz Grey in the entire country. At least I exist though!
NoiseDesign - Aug 05, 2007 7:15:13 pm PDT #2585 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
When you search for my legal name a killer in North Carolina turns up.