You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Aug 05, 2007 12:37:49 pm PDT #2523 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

YAY for the return of the Kitty!

Did anyone watch the Masters of Science Fiction on ABC last night?


tommyrot - Aug 05, 2007 12:41:03 pm PDT #2524 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And the hole
In the screen is barely big enough for you
And not near enough for me to go

And the whole damn complicated
Situation could've been
Avoided if I'd only shut the window

CHORUS:
And I may be leavin' myself open
To a murder or a heart attack
But I'm leavin' the back door open
'Til you come back, 'til you come back

And I may be movin' myself closer
To a real untimely end
But I'm leavin' the back door open
'Til you come home again, 'til you come home again

And I told
The neighbors, I put pictures up
And handed out some flyers at the show

And the whole town speculating
Situation could've been
Avoided if I'd only shut the window

CHORUS

REPEAT CHORUS


Bobbi - Aug 05, 2007 12:42:59 pm PDT #2525 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

lisah, so glad your kitty returned. It's especially scary when they have health issues. I have a Labrador retriever with diabetes and Cushing's disease. She's on insulin 2x/day. I had a medic alert dog tag made for her.


Zenkitty - Aug 05, 2007 12:49:15 pm PDT #2526 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Kitty came back! Happiness!


Connie Neil - Aug 05, 2007 12:49:43 pm PDT #2527 of 10001
brillig

Kitties are so frustrating. Hubby's cat escaped after our next to last move. We had moved next to the busy train yard, which is terrifying for any right-thinking small critter. Everyone kept saying, "Oh, he's gone home," but I couldn't believe it, as prevoius home was two miles away across several busy highway/streets. Two weeks later, though, to make an overwrought Hubby happy, we drove past our old place, stopped and called. And we heard a tired little meow of "Where the hell have you been?" I was utterly flabbergasted.

Fast forward six months, we're moving again, again a few miles away. Shadow sneaks off again, to Hubby's great dismay. But a couple of hours later, as we're trying to think if he cared enough to go back to the last place or if he'd go back to the place before, he comes trotting up the driveway. He likes his new neighborhood quite a bit.

Stupid, Hubby-upsetting cat.


lisah - Aug 05, 2007 12:57:05 pm PDT #2528 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Have folks heard the Old 97's song "Murder (or a Heart Attack)"? It's about when the songwriter lost his cat. (His cat came back too.)

Oh, yes! I'm kind of glad I didn't think about it today though. I would have been even more of a mess.


sumi - Aug 05, 2007 1:00:30 pm PDT #2529 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I'm so glad your cat came back.

(There is some discussion of Masters of Science Fiction in Boxed Set.)


ChiKat - Aug 05, 2007 1:11:04 pm PDT #2530 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay for Swifty's return!!!


brenda m - Aug 05, 2007 1:21:34 pm PDT #2531 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh, Connie, I remember that. I'm so glad the latest move was more up to his standards.


brenda m - Aug 05, 2007 1:23:57 pm PDT #2532 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(There is some discussion of Masters of Science Fiction in Boxed Set.)

Damn, I forgot to set the Tivo for that.

IOTVN, I've been watching L&O marathons, and it occurs to me that Hudson University must be the most dangerous campus in America. I'm beginning to think it's not a real school, but a massive sociological experiment of dysfunction.