Slutty little lives. I bet they're making out right now.
They're on a beach somewhere with fruity adult beverages totally making out.
I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!
Anya ,'Storyteller'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Aug 04, 2007 6:59:23 pm PDT #2456 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Zenkitty - Aug 04, 2007 7:11:05 pm PDT #2457 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Our lives are having lives without us!
Zenkitty - Aug 04, 2007 7:28:01 pm PDT #2458 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Corwood! Geneva is beautiful! And so is Mrs. Industries! What a gorgeous family.
ChiKat - Aug 04, 2007 7:48:55 pm PDT #2459 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
What pretty Industries women! Your baby girl is adorable.
Jesse - Aug 04, 2007 7:57:28 pm PDT #2460 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jacques has reappeared! Lori found him in Grace's drawers behind some stuff. Though we did look yesterday and complained to the nurse, so who knows if she planted the bug in someone's ear.
Oh, thank goodness.
YAY BABY!
I just went to Brooklyn mostly to see someone who didn't go. It was good to see the other folks, but still -- kind of ridiculous.
I am now going to watch Grand Slam, this new GSN show of game show champions competing. Right now it's Ken Jennings vs. one of the kids from the World Series of Pop Culture.
OK, why on earth do they have Dennis Miller and some British chick doing color commentary and Pat Kiernan anonymously reading the questions? Annoying. But the format of the show is kind of fun.
Allyson - Aug 04, 2007 8:24:38 pm PDT #2461 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jacques is now hanging above Grace's bed. I bought her a faux Jacques, which is a frog. And Moo Baa La La La.
And the wrong kind of onesies.
Lori shaved Grace's head, so now she doesn't look like a crazy person. Yes, she took lots of pictures of Grace's first non-asinine haircut.
She LOVED the clippers. She fell asleep every time Lori found a spot that needed cleaning up.
Hayden - Aug 04, 2007 9:05:21 pm PDT #2462 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Thanks, y'all! I'm a lucky guy.
lori - Aug 04, 2007 9:40:26 pm PDT #2463 of 10001
Congratulations Corwood! That's a delivery story you won't ever forget.
As advertised, Grace with a do-over haircut. And with Jacques and Aunty Allyson.
Here's Noah with a similar expression. Guess they are related.
Susan W. - Aug 04, 2007 9:44:55 pm PDT #2464 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Awww....lookit all those cute babies!
Today was the quiet day of my weekend. I ran errands, cleaned house, wrote, judged a writing contest entry, and gnashed my teeth over the Mariners' failure to pick up a game on the Angels and take the lead in the wild card race when handed an opportunity to do so on a platter.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 10:40:40 pm PDT #2465 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a life today.
It was hard.
I hope to get out of August alive.