Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Aug 04, 2007 7:01:21 am PDT #2422 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Awww, they're throwing Funny Cide a retirement party!

I wonder what flavor the Funny Cide icecream is?


sumi - Aug 04, 2007 7:07:32 am PDT #2423 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Daily Pup - pretty cute but that disturbing picture of the pup with the doll. . . kind of ruins the mood.

Also, the pup with the giant fluffy cat on the other side of the window - danger! (The cat looks like my cat Tanuki.)

But I love that they put her (pup) in a pink sparkly collar.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 7:46:21 am PDT #2424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Etiquette question: If you and two other nubile ladies are at dinner with a guy and some chick walking past makes fuck-me eyes at him, you're allowed to choke a bitch, right? I mean, it's totally not her business that one of the women is married, another jailbait, and one utterly broken. I get to cut her, I'm thinking.


Laura - Aug 04, 2007 7:50:20 am PDT #2425 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Without any doubt, choke the bitch. That was an easy call.


bon bon - Aug 04, 2007 8:01:46 am PDT #2426 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

some chick walking past makes fuck-me eyes at him, you're allowed to choke a bitch, right?

note to self: watch out for ita when eyefucking hotties.


meara - Aug 04, 2007 8:18:10 am PDT #2427 of 10001

Yeah, wow. I'd better stay off the eyefucking while ita is around!! (ita, would HE be allowed to cut a bitch if she was eyefucking YOU?)

That facebook thing was both kinda scary and wildly paranoid, at the same time. Whoah.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 8:49:09 am PDT #2428 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damned straight.


bon bon - Aug 04, 2007 8:54:16 am PDT #2429 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ladies, feel free to ogle mine. I consider it a compliment!


Jesse - Aug 04, 2007 9:15:01 am PDT #2430 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now's when I worry about the line between "ogle" and "eyefuck."


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 10:27:15 am PDT #2431 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He's not mine, but it's rude. A man could get himself a righteous beating if he looked at other people's girlfriends this way.

eta: Actually, it's an argument I've had a bunch of times with guys. They think it's perfectly seemly to whup a guy who'd ogle their girlfriend, because it displays a lack of respect--there's a het guy code of honour that's been violated.

I figure if I hang out with good looking guys people are going to notice them. Try and seduce them with their gaze, though? Harrumph.