Etiquette question: If you and two other nubile ladies are at dinner with a guy and some chick walking past makes fuck-me eyes at him, you're allowed to choke a bitch, right? I mean, it's totally not her business that one of the women is married, another jailbait, and one utterly broken. I get to cut her, I'm thinking.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 7:46:21 am PDT #2424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Laura - Aug 04, 2007 7:50:20 am PDT #2425 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Without any doubt, choke the bitch. That was an easy call.
bon bon - Aug 04, 2007 8:01:46 am PDT #2426 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
some chick walking past makes fuck-me eyes at him, you're allowed to choke a bitch, right?
note to self: watch out for ita when eyefucking hotties.
meara - Aug 04, 2007 8:18:10 am PDT #2427 of 10001
Yeah, wow. I'd better stay off the eyefucking while ita is around!! (ita, would HE be allowed to cut a bitch if she was eyefucking YOU?)
That facebook thing was both kinda scary and wildly paranoid, at the same time. Whoah.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 8:49:09 am PDT #2428 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Damned straight.
bon bon - Aug 04, 2007 8:54:16 am PDT #2429 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ladies, feel free to ogle mine. I consider it a compliment!
Jesse - Aug 04, 2007 9:15:01 am PDT #2430 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now's when I worry about the line between "ogle" and "eyefuck."
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 10:27:15 am PDT #2431 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He's not mine, but it's rude. A man could get himself a righteous beating if he looked at other people's girlfriends this way.
eta: Actually, it's an argument I've had a bunch of times with guys. They think it's perfectly seemly to whup a guy who'd ogle their girlfriend, because it displays a lack of respect--there's a het guy code of honour that's been violated.
I figure if I hang out with good looking guys people are going to notice them. Try and seduce them with their gaze, though? Harrumph.
Pix - Aug 04, 2007 12:18:42 pm PDT #2432 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Kat, when were you guys at Descanso? I was just there for picnic and jazz Thursday night with my friend Katie. It was so gorgeous.Can't access your pictures, alas, we're en route to San Diego.
ita, you're right; totally rude.
Jesse - Aug 04, 2007 12:42:26 pm PDT #2433 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
New favorite blog: Mindy Kaling's Things I've Bought That I Love [link] I can't even figure out what to quote from it.