Etiquette question: If you and two other nubile ladies are at dinner with a guy and some chick walking past makes fuck-me eyes at him, you're allowed to choke a bitch, right? I mean, it's totally not her business that one of the women is married, another jailbait, and one utterly broken. I get to cut her, I'm thinking.
Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.
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Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
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§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 7:46:21 am PDT #2424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Laura - Aug 04, 2007 7:50:20 am PDT #2425 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Without any doubt, choke the bitch. That was an easy call.
bon bon - Aug 04, 2007 8:01:46 am PDT #2426 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
some chick walking past makes fuck-me eyes at him, you're allowed to choke a bitch, right?
note to self: watch out for ita when eyefucking hotties.
meara - Aug 04, 2007 8:18:10 am PDT #2427 of 10001
Yeah, wow. I'd better stay off the eyefucking while ita is around!! (ita, would HE be allowed to cut a bitch if she was eyefucking YOU?)
That facebook thing was both kinda scary and wildly paranoid, at the same time. Whoah.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 8:49:09 am PDT #2428 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Damned straight.
bon bon - Aug 04, 2007 8:54:16 am PDT #2429 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ladies, feel free to ogle mine. I consider it a compliment!
Jesse - Aug 04, 2007 9:15:01 am PDT #2430 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now's when I worry about the line between "ogle" and "eyefuck."
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2007 10:27:15 am PDT #2431 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He's not mine, but it's rude. A man could get himself a righteous beating if he looked at other people's girlfriends this way.
eta: Actually, it's an argument I've had a bunch of times with guys. They think it's perfectly seemly to whup a guy who'd ogle their girlfriend, because it displays a lack of respect--there's a het guy code of honour that's been violated.
I figure if I hang out with good looking guys people are going to notice them. Try and seduce them with their gaze, though? Harrumph.
Pix - Aug 04, 2007 12:18:42 pm PDT #2432 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Kat, when were you guys at Descanso? I was just there for picnic and jazz Thursday night with my friend Katie. It was so gorgeous.Can't access your pictures, alas, we're en route to San Diego.
ita, you're right; totally rude.
Jesse - Aug 04, 2007 12:42:26 pm PDT #2433 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
New favorite blog: Mindy Kaling's Things I've Bought That I Love [link] I can't even figure out what to quote from it.