Large group of people standing around, clicking pens, talking loudly, and tapping on the side of my cube.
Oh god, today's never going to end.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Aug 03, 2007 11:22:48 am PDT #2265 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Theodosia - Aug 03, 2007 11:33:26 am PDT #2266 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I find it's really worthwhile to keep a pencil sharpener or a paper shredder or something similarly loud in the cubicle, and find a reason to run it when there's a office crowd one wishes to move along.
Laura - Aug 03, 2007 11:35:16 am PDT #2267 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Cobra~ma Theo.
Theodosia - Aug 03, 2007 11:36:29 am PDT #2268 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I called HR convinced they would tell me they couldn't do anything, but the guy said he could talk to somebody, so my fingers have spontaneously crossed themselves. It's hard to type this way, but hey.
shrift - Aug 03, 2007 11:38:23 am PDT #2269 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
They finally left. Sweet zombie Jesus, I was ready to scale the cubicle walls and beat them all to death with the electric stapler.
sarameg - Aug 03, 2007 11:38:49 am PDT #2270 of 10001
AND FUCK. I just found a huge stupid typo and it's too late.
Goddamnit to hell.
Not a dealbreaker, just an -ing that should've been an -ed. I was just blind to it.
At least the end is in sight.
meara - Aug 03, 2007 11:38:58 am PDT #2271 of 10001
"I am a quick and independent learner"?
Cashmere - Aug 03, 2007 11:39:00 am PDT #2272 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Judge Pants deserves to be unemployed.
I skimmed the cake talk. I love Ace of Cakes, even though I couldn't afford to buy one.
I'm dying for cake. Or cupcakes. Or maybe a brownie.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2007 11:39:40 am PDT #2273 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Judge Pants is pants. Doofus.
juliana - Aug 03, 2007 11:40:21 am PDT #2274 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I was ready to scale the cubicle walls and beat them all to death with the electric stapler.
So... we're casting shrift as Milton, then?