"I am a quick and independent learner"?
I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Aug 03, 2007 11:38:58 am PDT #2271 of 10001
Cashmere - Aug 03, 2007 11:39:00 am PDT #2272 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Judge Pants deserves to be unemployed.
I skimmed the cake talk. I love Ace of Cakes, even though I couldn't afford to buy one.
I'm dying for cake. Or cupcakes. Or maybe a brownie.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2007 11:39:40 am PDT #2273 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Judge Pants is pants. Doofus.
juliana - Aug 03, 2007 11:40:21 am PDT #2274 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I was ready to scale the cubicle walls and beat them all to death with the electric stapler.
So... we're casting shrift as Milton, then?
sarameg - Aug 03, 2007 11:45:01 am PDT #2275 of 10001
I'm so freaking embarrassed.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2007 11:45:24 am PDT #2276 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I used to pay my rent with the idea of a paperless office. Step out of the content management arena, and I'm drowning in paper.
I'm trying not to be--I have dual monitors, and I nicked a bigger secondary one for just that reason--I can have three apps visible at once.
I get printouts left at my desk by people who also emailed the link to the soft copy. I'm a slut for copying pasting. Paper, not so good.
I'm sorry about global warming. It seems to be my fault.
I'm finding I'm not as tempted by the cupcake talk as normal. Which is weird. Lunch was half a black bean panini and a pluot. Like, no animal died for the privilege of nourishing me.
Even more scarily, I think that today's Knott's Berry Farm cookies will be skipped in order to finish some fruit salad.
sara, random stuff happens. Just breathe.
sarameg - Aug 03, 2007 11:47:34 am PDT #2277 of 10001
The lovely part is that there is a chance I could correct it.
Except it doesn't recognize my password.
Figures.
shrift - Aug 03, 2007 11:49:15 am PDT #2278 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Please note that there is a reason why the only time I've done karaoke was at 3 o'clock in the morning in a foreign country while skulking in the back of the group the whole time, i.e., speaking parts only, please.
Lee - Aug 03, 2007 11:50:49 am PDT #2279 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
So, what are people doing this weekend?
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2007 11:51:34 am PDT #2280 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think I know this guy. Not Tom Cruise, but the instigator of the blackmail plot. I mean, I know a guy with that name, who lives in that neighbourhood, and has the right job.
But, really, how likely is it that I would know that guy?
Fuck, if it is him, I need to laugh for a week.