Yes. Yes, you are. You should cut your whole foot off to avoid dying tomorrow.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Aug 02, 2007 11:36:43 am PDT #2007 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fred Pete - Aug 02, 2007 11:37:07 am PDT #2008 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I know that the response to a broken little toe is to tape it to the next toe.
That probably doesn't help, does it?
DavidS - Aug 02, 2007 11:39:22 am PDT #2009 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You had some blood pooled under your toenail is all Nutty.
You might want to wash it continuously with Hydrogen Peroxide for a while.
Nutty - Aug 02, 2007 11:39:40 am PDT #2010 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Somebody told me once that the toe-taping thing is a myth, and you're just as well-off not taping. Anyway, I don't think it's broken.
The irony of it all is, I have red toenail polish on. My baby toe is usually too small a nail to bother painting. But right now, five red toenails!
Jesse - Aug 02, 2007 11:39:47 am PDT #2011 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm overthinking everything and shorting out. Why?!!
Because you're about to go out of town.
Am I going to die of toe cancer?
No, but you might bleed out.
DavidS - Aug 02, 2007 11:40:40 am PDT #2012 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Nutty Jane, I thought you were handy. Apparently you're not toesy.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2007 11:41:16 am PDT #2013 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somebody told me once that the toe-taping thing is a myth, and you're just as well-off not taping.
I broke my toe once. I pretty much could not walk if the toes were not taped together. When they were taped together and I wore the right shoes, I could walk with no pain whatsoever.
DavidS - Aug 02, 2007 11:41:59 am PDT #2014 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Speaking of People From The Boston Area Who Are Moving I just got a call from Emily. She was way over in Humboldt, Nevada and bearing down on Winnemuca. Or something like that.
She was asking for Big Sky music recommendations.
I pimped the Allman Brothers. But for nighttime driving, Neu.
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 11:42:05 am PDT #2015 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Toe taping comes up somewhere in buffistas at least once a week!
Quick question (that might be stupid but I'm willing to risk my dignity to get a quick answer), what do you call the part of a website that stays the same when you click through the website's pages? Like here it would be the buffistas logo and links on the left.
Dana - Aug 02, 2007 11:42:41 am PDT #2016 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Sidebar?