Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Aug 01, 2007 4:43:44 am PDT #1501 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's all those Borg you have plugged in, isn't it?


Sparky1 - Aug 01, 2007 4:45:55 am PDT #1502 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Did the electric company read the meter this time, sumi (and have they been estimating in the past)?


Allyson - Aug 01, 2007 4:46:51 am PDT #1503 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

If anyone gets bored today, my Amazon page is now open for readers' reviews.

You know, if you run out of internets.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 4:48:32 am PDT #1504 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have you been running the AC full-blast for the last month?

My guess is Sparky1's idea is right. Or maybe the meter reader read it wrong.

Our rates in Chicago just went up 30% or so.

ION, Dino complains that it's last shutdown was "unexpected." That's all it will tell me.


Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2007 4:51:52 am PDT #1505 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Anniversary, Sheryl and DH!


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 4:52:22 am PDT #1506 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

OMG! I just got my electric bill and it is more than seven times the amount that it has been!

1.21 Gigawatts?! Great Scott!


Sophia Brooks - Aug 01, 2007 4:52:37 am PDT #1507 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That happened to me too in the middle of this year, sumi! It sucks.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 4:53:49 am PDT #1508 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

1.21 Gigawatts?! Great Scott!

Of course, since we're now living in The Future, you can just walk down to the corner drugstore and pick up some plutonium.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 4:54:49 am PDT #1509 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Of course, since we're now living in The Future, you can just walk down to the corner drugstore and pick up some plutonium.

Just be careful carrying it home. Evidently, there's something the matter with the Earth's gravitational pull.


sumi - Aug 01, 2007 5:00:19 am PDT #1510 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, my landlord switched me to electric heat in December. I phoned and got on "budget billing" right away and I've been paying that amount - just getting reminders from my bank and not looking at an actual bill.

So, it's my fault and they couldn't help me out.