Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 4:48:32 am PDT #1504 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have you been running the AC full-blast for the last month?

My guess is Sparky1's idea is right. Or maybe the meter reader read it wrong.

Our rates in Chicago just went up 30% or so.

ION, Dino complains that it's last shutdown was "unexpected." That's all it will tell me.


Fred Pete - Aug 01, 2007 4:51:52 am PDT #1505 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Anniversary, Sheryl and DH!


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 4:52:22 am PDT #1506 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

OMG! I just got my electric bill and it is more than seven times the amount that it has been!

1.21 Gigawatts?! Great Scott!


Sophia Brooks - Aug 01, 2007 4:52:37 am PDT #1507 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That happened to me too in the middle of this year, sumi! It sucks.


tommyrot - Aug 01, 2007 4:53:49 am PDT #1508 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

1.21 Gigawatts?! Great Scott!

Of course, since we're now living in The Future, you can just walk down to the corner drugstore and pick up some plutonium.


Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 4:54:49 am PDT #1509 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Of course, since we're now living in The Future, you can just walk down to the corner drugstore and pick up some plutonium.

Just be careful carrying it home. Evidently, there's something the matter with the Earth's gravitational pull.


sumi - Aug 01, 2007 5:00:19 am PDT #1510 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, my landlord switched me to electric heat in December. I phoned and got on "budget billing" right away and I've been paying that amount - just getting reminders from my bank and not looking at an actual bill.

So, it's my fault and they couldn't help me out.


Stephanie - Aug 01, 2007 5:03:02 am PDT #1511 of 10001
Trust my rage

So, I work in Puerto Rico and sometimes, since English isn't everyone's first language, things come out funny.

For example, my Puerto Rican co-worker says to our African American boss this morning, "You're looking very African AMerican today."

I almost swallowed my tongue trying not to laugh. Thankfully, my boss took it well.


SailAweigh - Aug 01, 2007 5:04:15 am PDT #1512 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

My local utility provider lets you pay on a "budget." They average out your usage over the past six months and that's what you pay. My last budget payment was $95 a month. They recalculated last month and it's up to $105, but with the increased oil prices and the high temperatures I figure that's actually pretty decent. While I may pay more than I use some months, it saves me from getting nasty shocks like sumi's.

eta: I just read sumi's recent post. I think you got screwed by them. It shouldn't happen like that.


lisah - Aug 01, 2007 5:06:22 am PDT #1513 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

From aways back, re. best breakup memo: I've met Robert Olen Butler! But now I can't remember if he was the GIANT asshole who did a guest workshop at my grad program or if he was okay. I need to check with my main grad school friend. But am I understanding that his now-ex is in her early 30s now and they've been together for 10 years and she was in a 10-year long abusive marriage before that??? Meaning since she was an early teen she's been married? WTF? Or did I read wrong?

sarameg, when I picked up insulin at the vet last week they gave me a box of syringes. It's the new policy! But they may just be the u40 syringes not the u100s that are more easily available at drugstores. You should check though!