ION, best local "scandal" ever: It's a Thing that the mayor takes the subway to work. But it turns out, he gets driven part-way so he can get straight on the express train and not have to transfer from the local which is close to his house. Hilarious.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 01, 2007 3:11:52 am PDT #1487 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jessica - Aug 01, 2007 3:14:51 am PDT #1488 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But it turns out, he gets driven part-way so he can get straight on the express train and not have to transfer from the local which is close to his house.
HA! That's awesome.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 01, 2007 3:45:23 am PDT #1489 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh dear lord the LOLCats of death were hysterical. Especially the leaping one.
Toddson - Aug 01, 2007 4:14:46 am PDT #1490 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Loved the LOL cats o' death.
I couldn't resist tommyrot's link to the (whitefonted thing). I skimmed through their best sellers (sex toys ... what? I was curious) and was amused to see that one of them was proudly marked "made in America".
brenda m - Aug 01, 2007 4:27:04 am PDT #1491 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
On conference call. Have just burned the everloving fuck out of my hand. Am trying not to curse or squeal. Outloud, anyway. FUCK FUCK FUCK does that hurt.
Aims - Aug 01, 2007 4:28:50 am PDT #1492 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Stop trying to set yourself on fire! As you can see, fire hurts more than conference calls.
Sillyhead.
brenda m - Aug 01, 2007 4:33:54 am PDT #1493 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Wasn't me! It was Douwe's fault!
sarameg - Aug 01, 2007 4:35:37 am PDT #1494 of 10001
Ouch, brenda!
In fancy script on the back of a dump truck this am: "U can't catch what U can't see. UR Luzin."
Um?
How much do I not want to do all the stuff that has to be done in the next 3 days? THIIIIIIIIIIIIS much.
msbelle - Aug 01, 2007 4:37:07 am PDT #1495 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
can I has do-over?
Aims - Aug 01, 2007 4:37:56 am PDT #1496 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
waves wand
grants do over for msbelle