MONKEY!
'Time Bomb'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It's fucking project donkey that's killing me.
The problem is, I actually know the priorities, and they are all #1!! Whatever.
NOODLE!
I got to the end of the alphabet.
The problem is, I actually know the priorities, and they are all #1!!
Oh yeah I am familiar with that scenario!
Since everything can't be priority #1, does it make you tempted to have NOTHING be priority #1?
Who told you all about Project Donkey? Higgins! Destroy the computer cores, alert all operatives we've been compromised, fuel the jet and get ready to fly to Borneo. Call the Swiss bank and have them transfer all funds to the Caribbean account and destroy the contents of Lockbox #423.
Curse you all! I was so close!
And these are larger projects, not tasks. FYI.
Also, could she please talking to other people in the organization as if I don't know how to do my job? I mean SERIOUSLY.
Fuck.
Noah is being super fussy today (eye exams do that). But he doesn't want to be held. So he's in the moses basket on the floor giving me this look of, "pick me up! I'm cute and alert and not crying. You know you want to snuggle me and hold me." But as soon as you do, he wails because it's too much stimulation.
He's such a boy. Fickle to the very roots.
Dear Boss of Jesse,
Back off.
Thanks,
signed her invisible friends