Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jul 31, 2007 6:18:04 am PDT #1310 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh my god. Mission: Man Band [link]

Four boy band legends: Chris Kirkpatrick (N*SYNC); Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees); Rich Cronin (LFO) and Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd) will live together for one month, create new music, a dynamic stage show and perform as a new pop group.


Vortex - Jul 31, 2007 6:21:22 am PDT #1311 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that "legends" is a bit much, especially in the case of the LFO guy.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 6:24:52 am PDT #1312 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Toasted raisin bagle with cream cheese tastes odd. At least the one I have now.

eta: I've changed my mind. It is teh num.


Fred Pete - Jul 31, 2007 6:25:37 am PDT #1313 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Ah, the tomato quandary again. I hate chunk tomato but like ketchup, many tomato-based sauces, and the like. I've learned to tolerate spaghetti sauce with tomato chunks, mainly because you can't find the chunkless kind any more.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 6:26:01 am PDT #1314 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are any of those boy-band legends gay? 'Cuz I bet that show could be improved with teh gay sex.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 6:29:32 am PDT #1315 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aren't they the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse?


Tom Scola - Jul 31, 2007 6:29:44 am PDT #1316 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I'm hungry, but if I start to eat I feel nauseous. I feel nauseous, I take some pepto-bismol. I take some pepto-bismol, I no longer feel nauseous, and I'm hungry again. Lather, rinse, repeat.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 31, 2007 6:34:53 am PDT #1317 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't even know who LFO is. And I am picturing Chris Kattan instead of Chris Kirkpatrick.


shrift - Jul 31, 2007 6:36:53 am PDT #1318 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, fabulous. Apparently there's leaking and flooding and possibly we'll lose the bathrooms again, and I think they should send us all home until they fix the whatsits and the thingummies.

They won't, though, so I'm going to distract myself with pictures of boys kissin'.


tommyrot - Jul 31, 2007 6:52:04 am PDT #1319 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm bored. What can we kerfuffle about?

Tea. How long do you steep it? Do you reuse teabags?

I used to steep mine for five minutes. Then I discovered it's less bitter if I steep it for three.