Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 25, 2007 6:16:37 am PDT #13 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Today I saw a sign that said:

DEAF
CHILDREN
DRIVE
CAREFULLY

and I'm thinking, even if deaf children drive carefully, should they even be allowed to drive?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 25, 2007 6:17:18 am PDT #14 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dammit! Just missed 13 by a hair!


DebetEsse - Jul 25, 2007 6:17:19 am PDT #15 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I have finished my big paper project thing for this course. I need to journal just a bit more, and then find the haikus I wrote, so they can be put in the yearbook.

And then decide whether I'd rather try to finish Book 5 or drink booze on the porch.


Bobbi - Jul 25, 2007 6:17:23 am PDT #16 of 10001
Dog is my co-pilot.

We may try acupuncture (!) to deal with Teddy's constipation.

Fred Pete, all of my dogs (4 at present and 2 previous) have benefitted from veterinary acupuncture. Hope it helps Teddy!


flea - Jul 25, 2007 6:17:56 am PDT #17 of 10001
information libertarian

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "THINK: it's not illegal yet."


shrift - Jul 25, 2007 6:27:18 am PDT #18 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

New natter! I finally can wish vw a happy birthday.


Theodosia - Jul 25, 2007 6:29:50 am PDT #19 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh, cool site:

[link]

Plug in an address and it will quantify how walk-friendly a neighborhood it is (i.e. lots of destinations) 0 being bad and 100 being super-convenient. My current house gets a 78, my childhood home an 18! (Which I thought was horribly isolated and boring AND I WAS RIGHT).

It also has a list of 'celebrity addresses' and Fenway Park gets a 97, whereas Bush's Crawford ranch gets a 0....


Ailleann - Jul 25, 2007 6:31:56 am PDT #20 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Twenty!

::hugs Natter tight::


Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2007 6:35:02 am PDT #21 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My current house is a 77 and the one I kind of grew up in is a 23. Also confirming my knowledge that it is a horrible place to be in without a car. With one, too, but that's another post.


Tom Scola - Jul 25, 2007 6:35:18 am PDT #22 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Plug in an address and it will quantify how walk-friendly a neighborhood it is

Mine got a 97.