In my mind Dean was on assignment during those years infiltrating an organization of mutants. He was so good they let him take an assignment teaching a girl the piano. Luckily he also looked just like a guy named Ben.
And then there was this time he pretended to coach football...
Oh, Ben. Ben, Ben, Ben... I love me some broken Ben.
"Shooting Casper in the face, you freak!"
Impressive FX for a tv show.
Brotherly repartee!
It all fits. Jensen has been playing Dean all along.
And Metalicar has an ouchy. One head light. Luckily she heals as quickly as the boys. Well, physically at least.
NEIGHBOR STILL WON'T SHUT UP.
Oh Dean. You wear your love for your brother on your sleeve.
Oh, Sammy....you're last little bit of a real life.
I know it wouldn't be in character, but it's always bothered me that Dean simply couldn't muster up a "good luck" for Sam's interview.
And I STILL want to know what brought Dean back to the apartment.
I want a fic where Dean has a premonition-vision where he sees Jess on the ceiling and shows up at Stanford to rescue Sam.
Carry the baby out of the burning house. Again.
And there endeth his happiness
Anne, want me to come ring your doorbell?