"You're the short bus, short bus."
"Should we dim the lights and synch up Wizard of Oz to Dark Side of the Moon?"
"You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish."
"Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and--"
"Whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one, has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands."
"I get all tingly when you take control like that."
"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"
"Sammy, that's enough. Give me the axe."
"Hey buddy. Somebody need a friend?"
"Yesterday was Tuesday. But today is Tuesday, too!"
"You kinky sonofabitch. We don't swing that way."
"Possessed?" "That's what it feels like. Now you know."
"Anybody got a breath mint? Some guts splattered into my mouth while I was killing my way in here."
"Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome."
"When this is over, I'm gonna have so much sex."
"Two boys. One's really tall, and one's really cute?"
"I'm not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to a bullshit reality show, I'm gonna do my fuckin' job."
"There's nothing wrong with having hope, Dean."
"Do you want a poem?"
"You do her ear?" "Hey man, I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable."
"Family don't end with blood, boy."
"Bon Jovi rocks. On occasion."