Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Bureaucracy 4: Like Job. No, really, just like Job

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: Jon B, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych, msbelle, shrift, Dana, Laura

Stompy Emerita: ita, DXMachina


Frankenbuddha - Jan 07, 2010 5:41:11 am PST #4221 of 6786
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I like Speed Limit too.


Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2010 6:09:41 am PST #4222 of 6786
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha ha. Me too. I've always wondered how that is supposed to work.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2010 6:19:47 am PST #4223 of 6786
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Didn't we have a speed limit theme for 55?


Laura - Jan 07, 2010 6:31:29 am PST #4224 of 6786
Our wings are not tired.

We considered we can't drive 55, but didn't use it.


Jesse - Jan 07, 2010 6:31:41 am PST #4225 of 6786
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aha!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 07, 2010 6:56:23 am PST #4226 of 6786
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Natter 65: Bring on the Early Bird Special


Lee - Jan 07, 2010 7:46:32 am PST #4227 of 6786
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I like Early Bird


bon bon - Jan 07, 2010 8:14:31 am PST #4228 of 6786
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft

Sorry for threadjacking, but I saw this sign the other day, and thought, "they don't do that." Because, come on, right? It's gotta be just an empty threat.


Liese S. - Jan 07, 2010 8:17:50 am PST #4229 of 6786
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I like Speed Limit.

They have those signs all over the place here, and yet, I have never seen an aircraft that could conceivably be doing speed checking, nor ever received a ticket from a plane.

However, this year they installed roughly eight billion (eta: okay, five, but it's a small town. We drove past four of the five on the way home from the restaurant yesterday.) massive huge speed cameras and apparently those are working just fine because we did get a ticket from one of them.


Jessica - Jan 07, 2010 8:18:26 am PST #4230 of 6786
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Answer Man explains:

The secret of airborne traffic enforcement is a little device called the VASCAR. No, not NASCAR. VASCAR.

VASCAR stands for "Visual Average Speed Computer And Recorder." It's a box about the size of a clock radio. You can mount it in a patrol car or inside an airplane. Heck, you could mount it on the side of a Fire Magic Regal II gas grill, though why you would want to do that, we couldn't say.

VASCAR, said Lt. Nick Saunders of the Virginia State Police aviation unit, "is just a fancy stopwatch."

It's a fancy stopwatch that can estimate the speed of a vehicle by performing a quick time-distance calculation. Here's what happens: A light airplane circles above the interstate at an altitude of about 2,000 feet. Inside are a pilot and a state trooper who is a certified VASCAR operator. Below, painted from shoulder to shoulder at regular intervals on the highway, are wide, white lines. To check if someone is speeding, the trooper pushes a button on the VASCAR unit when a vehicle crosses the first white line, then hits the button again when it reaches the second line. The unit then displays the vehicle's speed. Both Maryland and Virginia use the system.

"Compared to radar, [VASCAR] is actually a more fair system to the motorist," said Lt. Saunders. While radar gives an instantaneous reading -- how fast you're going the exact moment you're hit by the invisible beam -- VASCAR gives you the average speed. You might get a bit of credit for decelerating, he said.

He doesn't say how they ticket you, though - I assume they take a picture of your license plate and use the DMV records to send you a bill.