Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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SailAweigh - Dec 28, 2008 5:13:15 pm PST #9181 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

The Shawshank Redemption

The one movie my daughter and I can agree on.


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2008 5:22:54 pm PST #9182 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

but the idea is that almost everyone would consider it one of the greats.

Star Wars.

I watched TDK again over the holidays, and I just couldn't get into it this time. For every brilliant little moment, there's a clunky overwritten scene where 2 characters rehash their thematic mission statements and stop the movie dead in its tracks. I wanted to go at the script with a machete.

"I want to stop crime!" "I want Rachael!" "I want to fuck shit up!"

Plus, with the bleak.

(In the current Batman comic, there's this whole weird-ass thing where Batman has been captured, and the bad guys are trying to extract his memories to -- follow me, here -- power an army of Batman clones. The idea being that all the trauma, etc., that made him what he is will transfer over and make unstoppable Batmen.

The problem? There's so much trauma that the clones are clawing their own eyes out and dying. They can't handle the sum total of Batman's trauma [not just his parents dying; WAY more shit than that] all at once, and it's destroying them, while Batman is merrily going "Yes, and?"

Batman is officially King of the Land of Fucked-Upped-Ness.)


le nubian - Dec 28, 2008 5:28:47 pm PST #9183 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

that is hilarious in a way. I mean, damn.


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2008 5:30:40 pm PST #9184 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

that is hilarious in a way. I mean, damn.

No, it IS. I mean, it's not meant to be, but the look on the bad guys' faces is priceless. One of them asks, "What kind of man can turn even his LIFE MEMORIES into a WEAPON?"

Duh. Batman.

Shoulda tried to brain-suck Superman.


SailAweigh - Dec 28, 2008 5:36:38 pm PST #9185 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Shoulda tried to brain-suck Superman.

But that would have left them empty-handed.


Steph L. - Dec 28, 2008 5:41:07 pm PST #9186 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

::snerk:: It's funny because it's true.


Barb - Dec 28, 2008 5:41:15 pm PST #9187 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

But that would have left them empty-handed.

And kind of limp.

What? I'm a total Batman fangirl.


Connie Neil - Dec 28, 2008 6:09:00 pm PST #9188 of 10000
brillig

Batman: Scarier than you could ever believe since 193-something.


Tom Scola - Dec 29, 2008 1:23:10 am PST #9189 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

23 Great Films Not Available on Region 1 DVD


sj - Dec 29, 2008 2:32:19 am PST #9190 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The African Queen isn't available on DVD? That's just tragic.