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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


beekaytee - Dec 16, 2008 3:55:56 pm PST #9039 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

My love for Mark Dacascos is insane.

This I share.

I was riveted to the Crow tv show and not because it was good.


Beverly - Dec 16, 2008 7:06:30 pm PST #9040 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I own it on dvd.

What? It was on sale!


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2008 11:09:07 am PST #9041 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anyone know what Seven Pounds is about? Some guy last night in the ER said it was an HIV + movie, but he was not in his right senses, so who knows what he meant...he was advocating boycotting it as the worst movie ever.


le nubian - Dec 17, 2008 11:13:28 am PST #9042 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita,

yes. I now exactly what it is about. I think I picked it up from the trailers. I guessed the plot from the trailer I saw and then I went in search for some spoiler info. I'll put it in the spoilers thread.


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2008 11:21:35 am PST #9043 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Going there now, LeN. Thanks!


P.M. Marc - Dec 17, 2008 11:28:09 am PST #9044 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

As I'm not going to the spoiler thread, I took the liberty of searching Google for spoilers.

The non-spoilery headline from where I found them?

Seven Pounds: an assault on the foundation of Judeo-Christian ethic

(The blogger was serious about that. I'd link, but, you know, I worry about trackbacks.)


§ ita § - Dec 17, 2008 11:35:14 am PST #9045 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

PMM, can you post the link without the http so I can copy and paste into a new window?

Or, well, I could just search on the headline...der.

PMM, you, avoiding the spoiler thread and me not? Feels weird.


brenda m - Dec 17, 2008 11:44:46 am PST #9046 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, that intrigues me a bit more than the trailers did, I guess.


Fay - Dec 17, 2008 12:12:11 pm PST #9047 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ooh, that X Men: Origins trailer could lure me back to the cinema. Which, after the abomination that was X3, is not something I expected to be typing. Still - Hugh's Wolverine is for the win.

wrt The Crow, I am appalled to hear that the director responsible for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is allowed to direct anything ever again. Have you no prisons?

Watched Master and Commander on the flight home, along with The Mummy: Curse of the Dragon Emperor and X Files: I want to believe.

I thoroughly enjoyed MaC and TMCotDE, but the X Files movie was totally pointless. Gillian Anderson was luminous as ever, and she continues to impress me with her mad thespian skillz (cracking delivery on a number of unworthy lines), but overall it left me bemused as to why on earth it had been made.

And...I may be wrong, but my understanding at the end of the TV show was that Mulder and Scully were going to be fairly busy on the run and trying to fight an unequal battle in a distopian world that was in the process of being invaded by aliens. Which should have kept them fairly busy. Instead of which...they decided to pretend everything was fine? They got really drunk and concluded it was all an alcohol-fuelled halucination? They had their fucking memories wiped? They woke up in the shower and decided it was all a dream? What?

Also? I really didn't love the shippiness. Them as a couple...yeah, I didn't love it, because the vast bulk of the show had their relationship be UST/buddy vibe, and then when they jumped into 'aaand he fathered her baby' one was left going HUH????? and flailing around. I would be happy for them to have earned this relationship, but I'm kind of annoyed that we're just supposed to accept that this is where they're at.

Also the conflict rang completely false. ("You should come back and get obsessive about all this stuff again! Oh...yeah, actually, I changed my mind. For no reason. Just cuz." WTF? Scully is not a 13 year old girl, people!) And I did not understand the Frankenstein plot. Why? How? Why? What? What were they trying to DO? Was it just for shits and giggles? Chop off some chick's arm and sew it onto ZombieGuy - oookay, he needs radical surgery, or something. Okay. The only person you can find is a woman. Well, better than having no arm, I guess. So the next thing you do is...chop off his head. For no clear reason. And plug him into someone? Because...the who with the what now?

Oh, Callum Keith Rennie. You're better than this. Actually, everyone is better than this. Except maybe Duchovny; much as I enjoyed him in The X Files, the rest of his body of work seems to suggest that his main skills may lie in having a good arse and a full head of hair. But Gillian Anderson is fabulousness on a stick.

Homophobia - not for the win. Also...priest abuses altar boy, so altar boy becomes (1) gay and (2) evil? What? Sorry?

Oh, it was just a whole big mountain of misjudged tone, portentous claptrap, inconsistency and blah. I thought. Made of blah. a mess.


P.M. Marc - Dec 17, 2008 12:16:15 pm PST #9048 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

PMM, you, avoiding the spoiler thread and me not? Feels weird.

I know! I mean, I spoil for some things still, but tend to avoid for Supernatural and Sarah Connor. So I avoid the thread. Just in case.