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Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape
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Sean K - Jun 20, 2008 6:59:31 am PDT #6583 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
juliana - Jun 20, 2008 7:12:54 am PDT #6584 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
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DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 7:29:49 am PDT #6585 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
An early Wall*E review: [link]
I was talking to my friend at Pixar and he said that the female robot character (Eve?) rocks. That's all I know.
And I got a small spoiler for Toy Story 3.
Sean K - Jun 20, 2008 7:37:51 am PDT #6586 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Jessica - Jun 20, 2008 8:20:36 am PDT #6587 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A.O. Scott is at a loss for words:
The movie’s takeaway catchphrase is “Mariska Hargitay,” which is used by the title character as a fake-Hindi spiritual greeting. This is almost hilarious the first 11 or so times he does it, but by the time Guru Pitka (Mr. Myers) says “Mariska Hargitay” to Ms. Hargitay herself, it’s somehow less amusing than it should be.
Which might sum up “The Love Guru” in its entirety but only at the risk of grievously understating the movie’s awfulness. A whole new vocabulary seems to be required. To say that the movie is not funny is merely to affirm the obvious. The word “unfunny” surely applies to Mr. Myers’s obnoxious attempts to find mirth in physical and cultural differences but does not quite capture the strenuous unpleasantness of his performance. No, “The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.
DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 8:22:00 am PDT #6588 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The review in the examiner this morning was even more damning, suggesting Mike Meyers careeracide.
DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 8:26:08 am PDT #6589 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I failed to review Zohan, which is the last movie I saw with Emmett.
It's actually kind of a sweethearted movie and finds a lot of ways to emphasize the commonalities of Arab and Israeli culture, be sex-positive for older woman (while still playing that for jokes) and being notably not homophobic while spending much time in beauty salons with gay hairdressers.
That noted, it was only occasionally funny, and not very memorable. I did like Adam Sandler's performance. He didn't play his usual repressed rage character but rather a guy who's competent, kind and weary of violence.
beekaytee - Jun 20, 2008 8:30:18 am PDT #6590 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
The review in the examiner this morning was even more damning, suggesting Mike Meyers careeracide.
The interviews he's been doing seem strained and painful...I can only imagine the actual movie. And when I say imagine, I mean that is all I will do. The previews convinced me to not even rent it later.
Poor guy. He's trying so hard but absolutely everything being written about him...that I've seen...makes him look so bad. You know, when EW makes you look like a jerk...well...
eta: Ha. I meant to say about vs. by him, but both statements are valid.
Tom Scola - Jun 20, 2008 8:33:37 am PDT #6591 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I was going to say, didn't Meyers already commit career suicide with The Cat in the Hat?
DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 8:34:30 am PDT #6592 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was going to say, didn't Meyers already commit career suicide with The Cat in the Hat?
That was noted in the review, saying it's taken him five years to come back with the Love Guru and it's insanely, offensively bad.
He's basically down to doing Shrek's voice.
Oh why didn't he do a Sprockets movie when he had the chacne?