I know I've asked this before but Owen's watching it again: Why do the male cattle in Barnyard have udders? WTF? Seriously--WTF?
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
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Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:08:33 am PDT #6416 of 10000
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Miracleman - Jun 13, 2008 11:11:45 am PDT #6417 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I know I've asked this before but Owen's watching it again: Why do the male cattle in Barnyard have udders? WTF? Seriously--WTF?
I KNOW!!
It makes me NUTS!! What...it's a weird trannie-mutant-talking-cow jamboree!! Crazy!!
Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:15:53 am PDT #6418 of 10000
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The story's not the greatest, but I would enjoy it except for those fucking udders!
Sophia Brooks - Jun 13, 2008 11:19:38 am PDT #6419 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
A friend listened to the commentary or some interview or something, and the creator basically said that they have udders because he thinks udders are funny. Like-- everything is funnier with udders. Apparently (I have never seen this) the ones with udders are male cows, but there are also bulls, with no udders and horns.
SailAweigh - Jun 13, 2008 11:21:20 am PDT #6420 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
except for those fucking udders!
Maybe that's where the animators got confused, they thought udders make an entirely different fluid than what they do.
Volans - Jun 13, 2008 11:30:33 am PDT #6421 of 10000
move out and draw fire
the ones with udders are male cows, but there are also bulls, with no udders and horns.
So...like how human eunuchs get man-boobs, castrated bovines get udders?
I do love that the tractor-cows in Cars have udders, though.
Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:46:28 am PDT #6422 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Apparently (I have never seen this) the ones with udders are male cows, but there are also bulls, with no udders and horns.
I don't think there are any bulls without udders in the film. The creator is just wrong. Udders are not funny when they're distracting you from a perfectly good story.
Connie Neil - Jun 13, 2008 11:48:19 am PDT #6423 of 10000
brillig
If you accept not-logic that "cows have udders" and you give every cow-like creature an udder, you then avoid the icky questions of "Parent-person, why doesn't that cow have an udder?" and you can avoid the whole male-female physical differences thing.
Disney (and the kid cartoon world), they're just protecting the kids.
Cashmere - Jun 13, 2008 11:50:20 am PDT #6424 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
If you accept not-logic that "cows have udders" and you give every cow-like creature an udder, you then avoid the icky questions of "Parent-person, why doesn't that cow have an udder?" and you can avoid the whole male-female physical differences thing.
Disney (and the kid cartoon world), they're just protecting the kids.
It's Dreamworks in this case. And the funny thing is that there is a pregnant cow in the plot. She has her baby at the end of the film so there is a distinct difference between male and female cow characters.
I just need to start a kids' movie blog or something where I can rant about some of the things that drive me crazy with the movies Owen watches.
amych - Jun 13, 2008 11:54:21 am PDT #6425 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I just need to start a kids' movie blog or something where I can rant about some of the things that drive me crazy with the movies Owen watches.
You totally should! Umm, not that you need even more to do. But you'd be fabulous at it, and the rants, they need a-ranting.