But all they needed was garden hoses...
Or a spritzer bottle.
or a spit take.
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
tiggy - Jun 11, 2008 11:19:43 am PDT #6356 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Nutty - Jun 11, 2008 11:20:19 am PDT #6357 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Really, you'd think the aliens would be smart enough to invade during winter. The humidity's lower.
But then they could be defeated by a humidifier! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Waterworld is the sort of movie that I could alllllmost see as a good movie, if it had had a totally different plot and different actors and much less in the way of "Die Hard! Off the coast of Hawaii!!" Which...on the up side, my idea of the movie wouldn't have cost eleventy zillion dollars to film.
tiggy - Jun 11, 2008 11:21:06 am PDT #6358 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
grrr...me and the new spoiler code do not get along.
§ ita § - Jun 11, 2008 11:22:44 am PDT #6359 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Only if the twist is that he's one of a series of naked Ben Browder clones.
I'm not greedy. Just the one would suit me fine.
One and a spare, Matt. In case of injury or death or of the entire rest of his rabid fanbase still trying to get a piece of the poor objectified man.
Sean K - Jun 11, 2008 11:22:51 am PDT #6360 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
On behalf of the human race, Sean:
Get out. No, don't pick up your stuff. Just get the fuck out.
I told you all to get out first.
Miracleman - Jun 11, 2008 11:26:05 am PDT #6361 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I told you all to get out first.
Yeah, but we outnumber you. And we don't blame our "cultural heritage" for eating moldy foodstuffs in a tube.
Polter-Cow - Jun 11, 2008 11:31:21 am PDT #6362 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ask me about Mission to Mars sometime.
Oh man. I appreciate your personal, anecdotal fondness for it, but that's one of my Worst Movie Ever touchstones.
"That DNA is missing TWO CHROMOSOMES!"
sumi - Jun 11, 2008 11:32:32 am PDT #6363 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
Jilli, it's Johnny's production company with Warner Brothers that's making the Dark Shadows movie.
sumi - Jun 11, 2008 11:35:46 am PDT #6364 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
IMDB says that Burton's Alice was supposed to start shooting in May and lists no cast members at all.
Miracleman - Jun 11, 2008 11:37:05 am PDT #6365 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Mission to Mars
I had to go and look that one up. I couldn't remember which Bad Mars Movie it was.