Really, you'd think the aliens would be smart enough to invade during
winter.
The
humidity's lower.
But then they could be defeated by a
humidifier!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Waterworld is the sort of movie that I could alllllmost see as a good movie, if it had had a totally different plot and different actors and much less in the way of "Die Hard! Off the coast of Hawaii!!" Which...on the up side, my idea of the movie wouldn't have cost eleventy zillion dollars to film.
grrr...me and the new spoiler code do not get along.
Only if the twist is that he's one of a series of naked Ben Browder clones.
I'm not greedy. Just the one would suit me fine.
One and a spare, Matt. In case of injury or death or of the entire rest of his rabid fanbase still trying to get a piece of the poor objectified man.
On behalf of the human race, Sean:
Get out. No, don't pick up your stuff. Just get the fuck out.
I told you all to get out first.
I told you all to get out first.
Yeah, but we outnumber you. And we don't blame our "cultural heritage" for eating moldy foodstuffs in a tube.
Ask me about Mission to Mars sometime.
Oh man. I appreciate your personal, anecdotal fondness for it, but that's one of my Worst Movie Ever touchstones.
"That DNA is missing TWO CHROMOSOMES!"
Jilli, it's Johnny's production company with Warner Brothers that's making the
Dark Shadows
movie.
IMDB says that Burton's Alice was supposed to start shooting in May and lists no cast members at all.
Mission to Mars
I had to go and look that one up. I couldn't remember which Bad Mars Movie it was.
There were a few, weren't there? I never saw
Red Planet,
but
Ghosts of Mars
was also bad.
Now,
Total Recall,
on the other hand,
is an Awesome Mars Movie.