Anya ,'Get It Done'
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The revelations in Signs was the most fucking stupid thing imaginable - white font so not to spoil:
the aliens landed on Earth - a planet that's what 70% water and that's how they can be killed? WHAT THE FUCK? That's like us landing on Planet Acid. Just so fucking stupid. Why couldn't they be killed by AIR!
le nub totally nails the mega-stupid.
Still enjoyed the hell out of it though.
Oh, Sean. And you were just regaining ground after the moldy rice in a tube incident.
Oh hey, you people might know! Is there any truth to the rumors that Tim Burton is going to direct a Dark Shadows movie, and that Johnny Depp is going to play Barnabas? Because if they throw in some Victorian-esque costuming, I would quite possibly explode from glee.
le nub...that's exactly what I said after watching the movie.
For le nubian:
HAHA! We have come to conquer your planet. Bow down! Bow down before u... SHIT! HUMIDITY!
Is there any truth to the rumors that Tim Burton is going to direct a Dark Shadows movie, and that Johnny Depp is going to play Barnabas? Because if they throw in some Victorian-esque costuming, I would quite possibly explode from glee.
OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE!!
(I haven't heard this rumor before. But OHPLEASE!!)
Oh, Sean. And you were just regaining ground after the moldy rice in a tube incident.
In my defense, I do participate in a semi-regular podcast (with NoiseDesign, of course) that's all about loving really bad movies.
I'm in total agreement about the twist in Signs...plus M's ' see what a great actor I am as I die the tragic death of speechification .'
Feh.
Then again, anytime a killer alien can be thwarted by asthma you gotta love it.
(I haven't heard this rumor before. But OHPLEASE!!)
That was my reaction when I heard it. C'mon! Tim Burton! Johnny Depp! Vampires!
(When I was talking to Pete about it, he rolled his eyes and said "Oh god, all they need to add is a cameo by Gerard Way and you can die a happy Goth." I couldn't argue.)