Mal ,'Serenity'
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Is there any truth to the rumors that Tim Burton is going to direct a Dark Shadows movie, and that Johnny Depp is going to play Barnabas? Because if they throw in some Victorian-esque costuming, I would quite possibly explode from glee.
OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE!!
(I haven't heard this rumor before. But OHPLEASE!!)
Oh, Sean. And you were just regaining ground after the moldy rice in a tube incident.
In my defense, I do participate in a semi-regular podcast (with NoiseDesign, of course) that's all about loving really bad movies.
I'm in total agreement about the twist in Signs...plus M's ' see what a great actor I am as I die the tragic death of speechification .'
Feh.
Then again, anytime a killer alien can be thwarted by asthma you gotta love it.
(I haven't heard this rumor before. But OHPLEASE!!)
That was my reaction when I heard it. C'mon! Tim Burton! Johnny Depp! Vampires!
(When I was talking to Pete about it, he rolled his eyes and said "Oh god, all they need to add is a cameo by Gerard Way and you can die a happy Goth." I couldn't argue.)
Oh, Sean. And you were just regaining ground after the moldy rice in a tube incident.
Also, do I need to link to the picture of Hungarian Tube Food again? It's just my heritage.
For le nubian and Sean:
HAHA! We have come to conquer your planet. Bow down! Bow down before u... SHIT! MICHIGAN!
I too, enjoyed the monumentally stupid eco-porn that was The Day After Tomorrow. I mean, it had people running away from FROST. Comedy gold!
For MM and le nubian:
I can only presume that, like some landing craft at Normandy, the forces sent to invade Florida and Louisiana were lost instantly with all hands on board.
I mean, it had people running away from FROST. Comedy gold!
Price. Less.
I can't figure any pattern in my Stupid, I Hate It/Stupid, But I Love It.
I mean...
I hated Signs for the aliens invading a water-filled planet when it turns out that they would die within nineteen seconds of landing so how, exactly, can we fear them as a superior invading race and, plus, the little girl just *happens* to have some compulsive need to put scads of fucking water all over the house *conveniently*?
But: I loved Demolition Man and Judge Dredd.