Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Sean K - Jun 02, 2008 9:38:24 am PDT #6126 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Christian

o.O

Wow. I guess I did just totally forget about the Jews, huh? They might have a thing or two to say about the Ark and whose relic it is.


Glamcookie - Jun 02, 2008 9:38:48 am PDT #6127 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I don't remember my first R rated movie, but I do remember Poltergeist (another PG-13 precursor) scaring the beJesus out of me. I was terrified to see E.T. and kept my eyes shielded for the first 15 minutes or so out of fear that it would be Poltergeist -scary.


Sean K - Jun 02, 2008 9:39:58 am PDT #6128 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

is that the one the roman soldiers poked Jesus with?

It is. Also occasionally called the Spear of Longinus. Supposedly Longinus was the actual centurion who did the poking.


Polter-Cow - Jun 02, 2008 9:41:20 am PDT #6129 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

is that the one the roman soldiers poked Jesus with?

Yes. Also a first-person shooter by the makers of Wolfenstein 3-D. And a weapon against Angels in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Also occasionally called the Spear of Longinus. Supposedly Longinus was the actual centurion who did the poking.

Or the Lance of Longinus. Don't deny the dude his alliteration!


Frankenbuddha - Jun 02, 2008 9:43:28 am PDT #6130 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I don't remember my first R rated movie, but I do remember Poltergeist (another PG-13 precursor) scaring the beJesus out of me.

Heh: the steak, the fall-apart face, and, worst of all, the CLOWN!!!


Laga - Jun 02, 2008 9:46:58 am PDT #6131 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Mom wouldn't go see ET with us because she was sure the little alien would die at the end (just like any movie with a cute creature in it, according to Mom) and she hates to cry at movies.

So sister Meg and I went by ourselves and loved it so much we assured Mom ET lives and that she should come see it with us again.

But weepy Gertie is a powerful thing and even though Meg and I knew ET would be OK we started crying again too. Mom leaned over and angrily hissed, "I can't believe you girls lied to me!" We had to sobbingly assure her there was a happy ending coming.


megan walker - Jun 02, 2008 9:47:08 am PDT #6132 of 10000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I remember being scared sh*tless by It's Alive, which I sincerely hope was not R because according to IMDB it came out when I was 7. I saw Jaws not much later (I snuck into the student union and watched it with the big kids on movie night) and still think about sharks in the water to this day (even in freshwater lakes).


Ailleann - Jun 02, 2008 9:56:35 am PDT #6133 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

MM, it is a commonly accepted theory (um, in a manner of speaking) that the Nazca lines are for signaling fucking space aliens, which I always thought was vaguely awesome.


Miracleman - Jun 02, 2008 10:07:29 am PDT #6134 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, it is a commonly accepted theory (um, in a manner of speaking)

Yes, I suppose. And yet it seems more plausible, to me at least, that the lines were built for pleasing or appeasing the gods which may or may not have been fucking space aliens.

There's also an interesting theory that the lines were built to please the "Eye of God", i.e. a total solar eclipse. A series of total solar eclipses occured over Nazca approximately the same time that the lines were built.

There's also the possibility that they were for "labyrinth walking" a form of spiritual meditation practiced by Egyptians, Indians (from India) and other early pagans. Christianity later adopted it.


Glamcookie - Jun 02, 2008 10:08:40 am PDT #6135 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

It's Alive

Was this the mutant beasty baby? Hahahahaha!