I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Tom Scola - May 14, 2008 10:59:04 am PDT #5662 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Every few years or so, I try to like Hudson Hawk, but fail.


Polter-Cow - May 14, 2008 11:04:05 am PDT #5663 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Cleolinda just posted fantastic review of Twilight.

She quotes the bit about sparkly vampires. It's for real.


Ailleann - May 14, 2008 11:11:59 am PDT #5664 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Hudson Hawk. Dear lord, my love for that movie.

or would you rather be a pig...


Atropa - May 14, 2008 11:13:36 am PDT #5665 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Cleolinda just posted fantastic review of Twilight.

Whoo! Thank you for linking to this.


Steph L. - May 14, 2008 11:14:59 am PDT #5666 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The best part about Cleolinda's review is the link, in the comments, to this cartoon: [link]


Miracleman - May 14, 2008 11:14:59 am PDT #5667 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"...sprinkler system in the back of the car! Can you fucking believe it?!"

"Yeah! That's probably what happened!"


Polter-Cow - May 14, 2008 11:42:10 am PDT #5668 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The best part about Cleolinda's review is the link, in the comments, to this cartoon: [link]

*cough*


Steph L. - May 14, 2008 11:55:33 am PDT #5669 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

D'oh. P-C, I admit I didn't click on your link b/c I didn't know what it linked to.

It could have been a sparkling goatse dude, for all I know.


beekaytee - May 14, 2008 12:05:56 pm PDT #5670 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

I am totally and tangentially validated!

Reading the stuff I love, don't hate me for it posts, I was coming to the end to confess my one true passion for Van Helsing in all its craptastic glory when no less a pop culture hero then herself, Cleolinda, said the very same thing.

hahaha. I'm off to pet my copy.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 14, 2008 12:36:33 pm PDT #5671 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Van Helsing provided more entertainment value than most of the good movies that came out that year. Endless hours of fun to be had mocking it!