"...sprinkler system in the back of the car! Can you fucking believe it?!"
"Yeah! That's probably what happened!"
Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.
Mal ,'Serenity'
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Miracleman - May 14, 2008 11:14:59 am PDT #5667 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Polter-Cow - May 14, 2008 11:42:10 am PDT #5668 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The best part about Cleolinda's review is the link, in the comments, to this cartoon: [link]
Steph L. - May 14, 2008 11:55:33 am PDT #5669 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
D'oh. P-C, I admit I didn't click on your link b/c I didn't know what it linked to.
It could have been a sparkling goatse dude, for all I know.
beekaytee - May 14, 2008 12:05:56 pm PDT #5670 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
I am totally and tangentially validated!
Reading the stuff I love, don't hate me for it posts, I was coming to the end to confess my one true passion for Van Helsing in all its craptastic glory when no less a pop culture hero then herself, Cleolinda, said the very same thing.
hahaha. I'm off to pet my copy.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 14, 2008 12:36:33 pm PDT #5671 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Van Helsing provided more entertainment value than most of the good movies that came out that year. Endless hours of fun to be had mocking it!
Amy - May 14, 2008 12:44:05 pm PDT #5672 of 10000
Because books.
Bram Stoker's Dracula is my Van Helsing. Costume porn! Saturated colors! Victoriana!
Matt the Bruins fan - May 14, 2008 12:47:09 pm PDT #5673 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
But Keanu Reeves' horrible accent wasn't nearly as fun as Kate Beckinsale's. I expected her to declare that after they caught the werewolf, she would begin hunting Moose and Squirrel.
Amy - May 14, 2008 1:01:35 pm PDT #5674 of 10000
Because books.
Heh.
I don't think Keanu even tried for one in Dracula. It was painful in Dangerous Liaisons.
erikaj - May 14, 2008 1:08:54 pm PDT #5675 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I like Jacob more than Edward. Edward is sexy(sparkling aside!) but he is a moody fucker and I couldn't date him. And I can't believe I really read that shit!
beekaytee - May 14, 2008 1:28:40 pm PDT #5676 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Oh man, but that "See me" moment in Bram Stoker's Dracula did me right in. Uber sexy! Maybe it was the top hat. I don't know.