If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Cashmere - Dec 25, 2007 4:51:46 am PST #2970 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Watched Eastern Promises last night after the kids were in bed. Wow. It's a pretty good movie and the ending was MUCH better than the ending of History of Violence.

I think Mortenson and Watts both did excellent work and the storyline was compelling.


Kathy A - Dec 26, 2007 5:45:08 am PST #2971 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Dad and I just hung out yesterday, since no one else was able to come over and join us for the holiday. After looking at the TV options, we decided to go for an OnDemand free movie. Dad asked if I was in the mood for John Wayne (his favorite), I was rather "meh" on the notion, and then he saw a movie called Cowboy that he recommended as a good flick, so to make him happy, I decided to agree to the Western. I'm glad I did, because it was an excellent film!

Directed by the same guy who did the original 3:10 to Yuma, it co-starred Glenn Ford and Jack Lemmon as the seasoned trail herd leader and the callow hotel clerk who become partners in the latest venture down to Mexico to pick up a herd to be brought back to Chicago. Along the way, Lemmon's character gets Ford's to get in touch with his humanity as Lemmon becomes a seasoned cowboy who turns hard as nails due to disappointment in love. But as Ford tells him, he's not becoming tough, he's becoming miserable, and by the end, they've both reached a much better place personally. A very good character study, and a film that doesn't glamorize trail life, either.


tommyrot - Dec 26, 2007 8:15:10 am PST #2972 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Slate talks about a movie I never heard of...

Go East, Young Man

Two-Lane Blacktop was supposed to be the next Easy Rider. But it went in a different direction.

Before it even saw the light of day, Monte Hellman's Two-Lane Blacktop was already being immortalized. Months before the film's release, Rolling Stone called it "an instant classic." Esquire went a step further, publishing the entire screenplay and anointing it "the movie of the year." On paper, the prospects looked good. Hollywood in the late 1960s had discovered the youth market. The Graduate and Bonnie and Clyde (both 1967) inaugurated the countercultural trend in American movies; Easy Rider (1969) marked its apotheosis. Hellman's movie seemed like a can't-miss proposition: a road flick from Universal's new "youth" unit about dropping out and driving fast. But when it hit theaters in the summer of '71, the kids didn't show up. The movie died a quick death at the box office and eventually slid into oblivion, not appearing on video until 1999.

How could such a sure thing fail so miserably? Perhaps because the hype primed the audience for a movie that Hellman was unwilling to give them. Unlike its contemporaries, Two-Lane Blacktop wasn't a sentimental celebration of restless youth. Refusing to play to its demographic, it offered an abstract and diffident vision of the counterculture. Unlike The Graduate, it didn't romanticize youthful disaffection; unlike Bonnie and Clyde, there was no cathartic violence; unlike Easy Rider, there was little sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. Yet the reasons moviegoers rejected it at the time—its skepticism and rigor—are the same reasons the film, released this month on DVD by the Criterion Collection, has emerged as one of the great movies of Hollywood's last golden age.

The whole article's pretty interesting....


Hayden - Dec 26, 2007 8:46:21 am PST #2973 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Aw, man. Two-Lane Blacktop is one of my favorite movies.


Allyson - Dec 26, 2007 9:47:11 am PST #2974 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sweeney Todd, is it whitefonted in here? Unsure due to thinking everyone knows how it all goes down.


sj - Dec 26, 2007 1:34:15 pm PST #2975 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We're at a nearly empty theatre waiting to see Sweeny Todd. I expected it to be more popular than this. This is probably one of those occasions where I expect something that is popular with buffistas to be as popular with everyone else.


Scrappy - Dec 26, 2007 1:42:42 pm PST #2976 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Mmm, Sweeney. It was sold out at the theater here yesterday, but that's LA on a holiday, so YSweeneyMV.

Report on our Christmas Movie day. We saw four:

National Treasure: -Expositiontastic and the clunkiest script EVER, but the audience seemed to dig it. Not convinced Diane Kruger could act her way out of a well-liit paper bag with easily visible Exit signs.

Charlie Wilson's War -Tom Hanks and Phillip Setmour Hoffman RULE and it's great fun to watch them playing off each other. Liked the smart Sorkin script and felt really pulled in by the story.

Sweeney Todd -Loved it lots and lots. And lots. Sondheim, Depp, Burton--just too wonderful for words.

Walk Hard -Funny scenes, the music totally works as parody/pastiche and great cameos. (Jack White does a hilarious Elvis) but not as funny as I hoped it would be.


sj - Dec 26, 2007 5:07:06 pm PST #2977 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Mmm, Sweeney. It was sold out at the theater here yesterday, but that's LA on a holiday, so YSweeneyMV.

A horde of teenagers showed up at the last minute, so the theatre ended up being about half full. I loved the film, but I'm not at all familiar with the original musical, so I can understand how others feel differently. I thought ASH's scenes were cut, but he was in it for about 5 seconds.


SuziQ - Dec 26, 2007 5:14:08 pm PST #2978 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

sj - really? I missed that....geeesh. Might have been when I had my hands over my eyes. I loved the movie, but I have blood issues.


sj - Dec 26, 2007 6:46:04 pm PST #2979 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Really. TCG missed it totally despite my squealing, that's how quick it was.

Edited for clarity.