But the character he does play is perfectly credible.
I tried to discard my expectations, but I found him laughably wooden. Maybe there are people like that, but I wouldn't give them 90 minutes of my time.
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§ ita § - Oct 28, 2007 6:52:46 pm PDT #1893 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DavidS - Oct 28, 2007 6:57:33 pm PDT #1894 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but I found him laughably wooden
Did you really laugh?
Laga - Oct 28, 2007 7:03:41 pm PDT #1895 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I laugh at Chevalier Danceney's "It was sublime, don't you find?" no matter how many times I watch Dangerous Liaisons.
Keanu is the little wooden boy.
§ ita § - Oct 28, 2007 7:06:20 pm PDT #1896 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Did you really laugh?
It was a wry laugh, and it was a laugh at myself for expecting much else (I swear, The Matrix made me forget so much...but it was just a better match for him).
Laga - Oct 28, 2007 7:09:00 pm PDT #1897 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Maybe the Wachowskis did thousands of takes. I still cringe at "I'll give you the finger and you give me my phone call" but the rest of the movie he's pretty tolerable. I can't imagine how much better Neo might have been had Brad Pitt accepted the role but then we wouldn't have his Tyler Durden.
Kathy A - Oct 28, 2007 8:17:27 pm PDT #1898 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The Matrix and Speed were the only two films I can think of where I actually enjoyed watching Keanu be Keanu, but in action mode.
BigDuluth - Oct 28, 2007 8:35:40 pm PDT #1899 of 10000
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Maybe the Wachowskis did thousands of takes. I still cringe at "I'll give you the finger and you give me my phone call" but the rest of the movie he's pretty tolerable.
Laga is me
The Matrix and Speed were the only two films I can think of where I actually enjoyed watching Keanu be Keanu, but in action mode
The first time I watched Speed was during a school trip on a chartered Greyhound Bus. The watching-while-riding experience was awesome. At one point we pulled over at a rest stop, I hadn't noticed and I had a knee-jerk type reaction when the bus stopped. Great combo.
Typo Boy - Oct 28, 2007 8:38:20 pm PDT #1900 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Keanu is OK when he does not talk. He should play nothing but mutes. Or people who speak imaginary languages. It would have been an OK junk movie if Keanu had not kept speaking. He can't deliver a line decently.
P.M. Marc - Oct 28, 2007 8:44:35 pm PDT #1901 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Keanu is OK when he does not talk. He should play nothing but mutes. Or people who speak imaginary languages. It would have been an OK junk movie if Keanu had not kept speaking. He can't deliver a line decently.
The bummer part is that the last part is not true! Okay, so he can't NOW, but I rewatched River's Edge a couple years ago, just before I canceled cable, and holy fuck, he could, like vary his pitch and shit! No monotone! He was really good in it. Actually, I think he was the best of all the actors in it, and that's saying something.
Suddenly, I remembered why people used to be so excited by him!
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 28, 2007 8:47:00 pm PDT #1902 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think I sort of liked Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic, but it might have just been that his performance was thrown into sharp contrast against Coppola's Dracula around the same time.
Constantine is totally worth seeing for Djimon Hounsou and Tilda Swinton though. Even if you factor in Shia LaBoeuf as the most annoying sidekick since Short Round.