I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Frankenbuddha - Aug 26, 2007 4:38:24 am PDT #1154 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Saw SUNSHINE yesterday (very appropriate, because I think we had record highs). Dubious science aspects aside (how HARD is it to resist sound in space? pretty frelling hard apparently), I thought it was really interesting, gorgeous to look at, but it was trying too hard to be too many different movies. The save-the-earth-probably-a-suicide-mission movie was really good, and quite suspensful enough, but they kept forcing other movies in the mix. The threatened drifts towards a trippy Solaris/2001-type movie didn't bother me so much - who knows what kind of weird shit will happen close to the sun - but the Leviathan/Event Horizon/Deep Rising horror movie stuff came out of left field and was unnecessary. I think there was enough chance for things to go wrong that they could have made the ending just as grueling with just the Icarus II crew trying to get the job done.

Also saw 300 later on at friend's house who has a great home theater set up. Luckily, there were three of there who were in the right mood to MST3K the movie for pretty much the whole running time. Interesting look, but at least Robert Rodriguez had a sense of humor that helped SIN CITY work better for me. With 300 I was reeling from the testosterone funk after the movie was over.


Dana - Aug 26, 2007 4:50:31 am PDT #1155 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

War was atrocious. I have a lot of apologising to do--but it was Jason Statham and Jet Li! I wasn't asking for much. I got way less.

Awww.


bon bon - Aug 26, 2007 5:33:56 am PDT #1156 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Aw, I'm sorry about War. Bob's bro is trying to finance a movie with the people that made it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 26, 2007 8:31:21 am PDT #1157 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

With 300 I was reeling from the testosterone funk after the movie was over.

Maybe this will help make that feeling go away, Frank?

I saw Death at a Funeral and Eating Out 2 yesterday. The former lived up to my expectations (Alan Tudyk had me cracking up with his every facial expression) and the latter vastly exceeded them (which were, of course, much lower than those for the former movie thanks to the original being crap whose only redeeming features were Jim Verraros' snark and Ryan Carnes' penis).


Jessica - Aug 26, 2007 8:47:54 am PDT #1158 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Saw the Simpsons movie today -- woo hoo!

SO much fun. Yay.


Mikey - Aug 26, 2007 8:55:10 am PDT #1159 of 10000
All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

Tony Leung OMFG. How is he so hot? And so sad? His sadness is integral to his hotness. I'm trying to remember any film of his in which he wasn't heartbroken in some way, and coming up blank.

The Eagle Shooting Heroes. (Actually, this has both Big Tony and Little Tony Leung.) Rent it, go out drinking with friends, then invite them to see it with you. It's quite funny if you're in the right frame of mind, and has a rumored WKW connection . It was very popular, when our local rep theatre was still a rep theatre.


Theodosia - Aug 26, 2007 9:23:18 am PDT #1160 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I hasten to add that no eagles get shot in Eagle Shooting Heroes. It seems to be one of those phrases that the translators just gave up on.


Polter-Cow - Aug 26, 2007 9:26:01 am PDT #1161 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I would have expected heroes to be shot by an eagle.


Laga - Aug 26, 2007 9:47:59 am PDT #1162 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

So wait, it's not about golf?


Theodosia - Aug 26, 2007 9:56:12 am PDT #1163 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

No, but strangely enough, it was the original title of The Legend of Bagger Vance.