Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Theodosia - May 01, 2012 6:23:36 am PDT #9476 of 12003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I find the salt before and the lime after to be very helpful.

...oh wait, that's tequila I was thinking of.


Scrappy - May 01, 2012 6:29:49 am PDT #9477 of 12003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Typo, I think the pineapple juice was for the guys. Not that it would work that fast, but how smart are Harlan hookers?


Jesse - May 01, 2012 6:40:18 am PDT #9478 of 12003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, pineapple juice is definitely supposed to work from the inside out.

...and water is fine after giving a blow job.


Typo Boy - May 01, 2012 6:44:12 am PDT #9479 of 12003
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

On the show, it was given to the hookers. And yeah, in the long run I can see how it works from the inside out. Justified is probably not a good source of real life info.


Scrappy - May 01, 2012 7:02:10 am PDT #9480 of 12003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I thought the hookers were handing it out to the guys?


Zenkitty - May 01, 2012 7:35:23 am PDT #9481 of 12003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

...and water is fine after giving a blow job.

Whiskey's better.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 01, 2012 7:54:03 am PDT #9482 of 12003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, drinking it regularly is supposed to make your semen taste better. I don't think it's really supposed to work on a one-time basis.

I think it takes effect as soon as the juice has a chance to work its way into one's system (it sure as hell works the opposite way within a couple hours for asparagus!). But it's not going to be quick enough for a hooker's benefit unless the john is paying for a whole night.


erikaj - May 01, 2012 9:17:00 am PDT #9483 of 12003
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I get worked up by election sometimes, but I don't know that they would.


DavidS - May 01, 2012 8:00:20 pm PDT #9484 of 12003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Little side note on Mad Men about Roger's ex-wife Mona in the last episode.

Played by John Slattery's real wife Talia Balsam.

Watching that scene I forgot for a moment that she was his IRL wife and thought, "Wow, she's such a good actress and while she's really attractive they usually don't cast a woman who's 53 to play a woman who's 53. She nailed every nuance in those lines."

(Secondary side note: She was married to George Clooney for four years. Also she's the child of Martin Balsam and Joyce Van Patten.)


Jon B. - May 02, 2012 1:33:56 am PDT #9485 of 12003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The happy couple (Slattery looks *really* different with a beard): [link]