Hmm. how about back hair.

I...don't think it would bother me. But, then, I've mostly not gotten naked with someone until I was pretty stone hard bone deep out of my mind nuts about him, so whatever bodily trait appeared once the clothes came off was just, "Oh, huh, so that's what you look like. Well, it's you, so it is obviously awesome and if it didn't get me hot before, it does now!" And then I would proceed to pounce with lusty glee on the back hair/bowlegs/knobbly knees/crooked teeth/non-Hollywood-standard physical trait with extra-lusty glee. Including a couple of traits that would be dealbreakers for a lot of people.

(Disclaimer: Admittedly, I'm still not exactly turned on by Hec's prehensile and feral toes, but I've grown to be rather fond of them. They're uniquely his.)

They probably wouldn't turn me on either, but The Feral Toes would be a good name for a band.

I need video of the prehensile feral toes in action. Can he dangle from the ceiling with them?

Can he dangle from the ceiling with them?

No, but I can pick up a dime from a polished floor with my foot. I can also pick up a bottle of beer (long neck) and hold it well enough to drink from. Back when I was younger and more limber anyway. Also they're strong enough to give a painful pinch. What else...I can pick up a tennis ball with one foot and throw it.

Oooh, Leverage looks fun tonight.

Nice twist on the usual Leverage indeed.

Yes! Interrupting stories to make fun of each other!

I've been excited for this episode ever since Rogers mentioned thinking about writing it.

Hah! Parker just stumped herself!

"It has a very distinctive smell". This is getting better and better as they find out who the other players are in their stories.