Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.

'First Date'


Cable Drama: Still Waiting for the Cable Guy to Show Up with the Thread Name...

To be determined... (but it's definitely [NAFDA])


Typo Boy - Jun 18, 2010 6:31:56 am PDT #5526 of 12003
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

They can totally leave John and Bo alive if they want to.

We assume Bo is dead because he is not moving, but if he is not dead, he could have sufficient survival instincts to play possum. For John, as others have said, survival would require being found and administered anti-biotics soon. And still the odds would not be good, but not zero.

If Bo did survive, he might not go to jail if John is dead. Killing John? His lawyer could make the case that was Raylan and Ava. Kidnapping Ava, and trying to shoot Raylan? Same lawyer could argue that Ava and Raylan came out to kill him, he acted self-defense. Boyd's testimony? Boyd is batshit crazy, and evidence for this can probably be gathered. All the people in Boyd's church camp? Remembered, Boyd buried them. Could be argued that Boyd was the one who went even crazier and killed them.

Not a defense that I think would work in the real world. But in cop-show bizarro alterna-world where the system is stacked in favor of criminal defendents, and cops are continually martyred by stupid regulations designed to let the bad guys go free, it might work.

[Edited because apparently no fancy French spellings for the Crowders. When I was in Houston anyone I knew called 'Bo' was because it was a nickname. Or a term used to address strangers. People for who it was an actual name, were called "Beau" Or "Beauregard" by their parents.]


Frankenbuddha - Jun 18, 2010 6:46:20 am PDT #5527 of 12003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

People for who it was an actual name, were called "Beau" Or "Beauregard" by their parents.

Or, I suspect, "Beaumont".


Daisy Jane - Jun 18, 2010 7:09:03 am PDT #5528 of 12003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Our family has both. It took someone who married in forever to get Bo's name spelled right. My cousin finally explained to her, "It's the redneck spelling, not the yuppie New Orleans spelling!" (Cousin's son is the Beau in the family).


amych - Jun 18, 2010 7:34:26 am PDT #5529 of 12003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I've also known a few Bo-spelled Bos who were originally Boaz.


Beverly - Jun 18, 2010 1:04:52 pm PDT #5530 of 12003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I've known at least one Boe and one Bow, short for Bowman. The Boe was a family last name used as a middle, and a generation after that as a first name.


Strix - Jun 18, 2010 3:30:46 pm PDT #5531 of 12003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

We had a Bo/Beau. I have no idea what the "real" spelling was. I always thought it was Beau, but my part of the fam were readers; I saw it both ways.

He wrote me from prison sometime (GTA, heroin smuggling) but he always signed it "Your cousin." I dunno if HE knew!


Theresa - Jun 18, 2010 10:33:03 pm PDT #5532 of 12003
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

I've known of a couple Beauregards that went by Bo instead of Beau. I had a cat that I named Beau but everyone spelled it Bo. Then again I am related to a Jonnie. That's the given name, not Jon, not John, not Jonathan.

I was thinking it was probably Bo because of Boyd and Bowman. And the probability is high that Johnny's name on his birth certificate says Johnny. His dad is probably John, so they named him Johnny. That seems like it would make sense to the Crowders.


Zenkitty - Jun 19, 2010 6:49:55 am PDT #5533 of 12003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I believe it. Heck, I know a man named Junior.


askye - Jun 19, 2010 7:51:13 am PDT #5534 of 12003
Thrive to spite them

I knew someone who's name is Bobby. That's what it is on his birth certificate.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2010 9:12:09 am PDT #5535 of 12003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know someone named ita. That ain't a full name. At least my sister got the meaningful end of half a name.