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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Vortex - Jul 18, 2007 7:37:10 pm PDT #903 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Nigel's criticism of Hok was unfounded, i think. He kept talking about how he was waiting for him to do something, and he didn't. That's the choreography, not the dance.


Kristen - Jul 18, 2007 9:53:57 pm PDT #904 of 23273

Top Chef: I can't even talk about tonight's episode because I'm too focused on the preview for next week. I mean, Rocco DiSpirito?!? Are you fucking kidding me?! ?


Jesse - Jul 19, 2007 4:20:20 am PDT #905 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm bummed about Lia -- she should have been much better than she apparently was! And Hung is getting on my last nerve with his "Well, if that's your opinion..." Um, yeah it is. Because they are judging you, you jackass!


Amy - Jul 19, 2007 4:51:03 am PDT #906 of 23273
Because books.

Tom's face when Hung was running around with the CLEAVER was priceless.

I'm glad it was Lia instead of Sara (is that the right spelling?) because I like Sara. Lia seems too timid, culinarily and otherwise.

It also cracks me up that Howie and Joey are now all BFF!!!

I missed Ted, though.


sumi - Jul 19, 2007 5:37:15 am PDT #907 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I am also getting very tired of Hung's attitude and yeah -- be a little more careful with that CLEAVER.

I'm sad about Lia - I also thought she'd go further.

I wish that they'd done more South American stuff -- why did no one attempt, say Potatoes? A nice native south american veg.

Yeah- the Howie/Joey dynamic is very amusing.

I do agree with Joey that Howie needs to find something other than pork to cook. I think it's worse than Malarkey's all seafood all the time thing.

And I can't believe that neither Hung nor Casey can cook rice.

When Dale, CJ and Marlarkey disappeared during Elimination Round service I should have known that they were safe.

I was very pleased the Sarah M did cheese-related dishes.


sumi - Jul 19, 2007 5:52:38 am PDT #908 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

What Gail said about Sarah M and Tre's dishes:

I also want to mention that many of us enjoyed Sara M.’s Chile Rellenos, a vegetarian creation that was overflowing with color and spice. The rice and vegetables were well cooked and seasoned, the queso fresco, which Sara made herself, was tangy and light. Another honorable mention goes to Tre for his tasty Jumbo Prawns with Yellow Coconut Sauce, Jalapeño Cilantro Dumplings and Lobster Ceviche.


Vortex - Jul 19, 2007 6:48:10 am PDT #909 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It also cracks me up that Howie and Joey are now all BFF!!!

I know. Classic Sun-Tzu -- the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

I was very pleased the Sarah M did cheese-related dishes.

and she made her own cheese! Which was hardcore, considering that their time got cut.

Speaking of, I HATE these BULLSHIT timefucking challenges. I think it is classless and foul. Yes, they need to learn to roll with the punches, but these artificial deadlines are crap. And Colicchio couldn't sell the lie for shit.


Jesse - Jul 19, 2007 6:50:50 am PDT #910 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They did give them kind of a crypto-heads-up, saying at the start that the schedule of the show often changes -- didn't CJ or someone say "Well, we knew this was coming..."?


Amy - Jul 19, 2007 6:51:46 am PDT #911 of 23273
Because books.

Yeah, I didn't think it was a lie because he said the people at the luncheon that the three hours the chefs thought they had was cut in half.


megan walker - Jul 19, 2007 7:07:54 am PDT #912 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

SYTYCD: Not sure I loved any of the dances, but was very annoyed with the bullsh*t "story" that didn't match Hok and Jamie's dance choreography at all. If I had my druthers, Lauren and Kameron would be the ones going home.

Top Chef mini-meara:

I'm glad it was Lia instead of Sara (is that the right spelling?) because I like Sara. Lia seems too timid, culinarily and otherwise.

Me too. To me, Lia has a certain arrogance about her that her cooking hasn't lived up to. I don't know, maybe working at Jean-Georges gives you a sense of entitlement. Sara seems to really be getting a lot out of the competition (in terms of developing her skills, learning from the experience, coming out of her shell, etc.)

And I can't believe that neither Hung nor Casey can cook rice.

I don't think that good rice is easy to make, especially when you're not focused on it. I fault Hung more though since it was an integral part of his dish. Plus, he's an ass.

Speaking of, I HATE these BULLSHIT timefucking challenges. I think it is classless and foul. Yes, they need to learn to roll with the punches, but these artificial deadlines are crap. And Colicchio couldn't sell the lie for shit.

Except they were told that the challenges were about timing. Anyone who didn't figure out that the 3 hours (when have they ever had that long!?!) would be cut down, wasn't thinking things through.