Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Jun 09, 2008 4:47:29 pm PDT #5388 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I liked Lisa too. I think she just tries to hard to look "together" and comes across as uptight - when she relaxes a little, she's actually pretty talented. And her clothes and makeup are just so unfortunate it makes me want to take her shopping. But "Beautiful Basics" is a much clearer idea than the three-c's bullshit.

Also, she's the only one who's really standing out for me on the basis of her food. Way Too Perky Girl doesn't seem to have much else going for her, Indian Chick Who Crosses Her Arms Too Much doesn't seem to be able to cook Indian food, which is going to be a problem, and Other White Girl, I have no impression of at all. The guys all completely blend together too - there's Loud Friendly Black Guy, Other Taller Black Guy, Really Young Guy, and I Think Maybe One More Guy?

There was Annoying Romance Guy Who Kind Of Looked Like Greg Grunberg, but he was blessedly let go before he could do any more damage.


sj - Jun 09, 2008 5:18:16 pm PDT #5389 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Other White Girl

aka Rhode Island girl! I was hoping she'd have a stronger personality, but I still want her to do well in the competition.


Jesse - Jun 10, 2008 4:50:36 am PDT #5390 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It did kind of crack me up when they were like, "Look, if you had pulled that stunt after you got hired, you'd totally get canned, but we don't have anyone Indian on Food Network, so we'll give you another shot."


sumi - Jun 10, 2008 4:54:26 am PDT #5391 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

True. . . she will only cook "Indian" but unfortunately she cannot actually cook "Indian." She'll be gone next, right?

Stephanie (of Top Chef)'s first post TC gig is sold out!

And The Chicagoist interviews Stephanie and An interview with Camille Becerra and Nikki Cascone - two former TC Cheftestants.


sumi - Jun 10, 2008 4:55:17 am PDT #5392 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Argh! How did I do that?


Jessica - Jun 10, 2008 4:57:46 am PDT #5393 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It did kind of crack me up when they were like, "Look, if you had pulled that stunt after you got hired, you'd totally get canned, but we don't have anyone Indian on Food Network, so we'll give you another shot."

Well, that and losing your shit with your potential bosses on a reality competition show = woot, ratings! Losing your shit to your actual bosses in a real meeting, nsm.

As much as I would love to see an Indian cooking show on FN, I don't think NFNS is the right venue to audtion for it, just because so many of the challenges are time-based, and most Indian food takes a really long time to prepare. The best Indian cook in the world isn't going to make a good biryani in under 45 minutes without defying the laws of physics. [eta: And she's far from being the best Indian cook in the world. Hell, I could probably do better. I make a mean rogan josh.]


Sparky1 - Jun 10, 2008 4:58:06 am PDT #5394 of 23273
Librarian Warlord

SYTYCD: Shane Sparks on whether or not he'll be there: [link]


tiggy - Jun 10, 2008 5:01:25 am PDT #5395 of 23273
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Shane Sparks on whether or not he'll be there

yay! really nice to have confirmation.


sumi - Jun 10, 2008 5:19:36 am PDT #5396 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Contestants in the show "Greatest American Dog". . . or should that be Dogtestants?


kat perez - Jun 10, 2008 9:27:10 am PDT #5397 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Yay. I think Shane did some really nice group routines last year (the one where Sabra was the wind and blew everyone else away - and the Matrix routine definitely grew on me). I was not a huge fan of his partner routines last year. He seemed to be running a little bit on empty. But maybe being on ABDC has re-energized him.

I would love to have JC be a guest judge on SYTYCD!