River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


quester - May 21, 2008 6:03:05 pm PDT #4972 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I can't believe Dale is gone and Spike and Lisa are still there! Seriously! Dale's an ass but a better chef that the other two!


lisah - May 21, 2008 6:04:29 pm PDT #4973 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

And Dale was really not much of an ass when he wasn't working with assyLisa & asshatSpike. Remember when he & Richard were a team? they were great together!


Jesse - May 21, 2008 6:05:16 pm PDT #4974 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Both she and Antonia seem like people I'd be friends with.

Totally. Antonia has some of the best lines in the interviews.


Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2008 6:10:39 pm PDT #4975 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I can't believe Dale is gone and Spike and Lisa are still there! Seriously! Dale's an ass but a better chef that the other two!

Dale kept getting teamed with the wrong people. When he worked with Richard, he was great (I can't remember if he ever worked with Stephanie or Antonia). Though I gotta agree - that scallop dish sounded VILE! I gotta think that Spike's Machiavelli act is going to catch up with him eventually (right? please?), and Lisa is cruising on nothing but fumes at this point, but I do worry because both Richard and Stephanie have occasionally done singularly misconceived dishes before (like Dale's butterscotch scallops). Ugh - I hate the thought of either Hatass or Lisa in the final four, which is now inevitable, let alone in the final 3 or 2.


Liese S. - May 21, 2008 7:05:04 pm PDT #4976 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Top Chef:

Dale kept getting teamed with the wrong people.
Yeah, that's true, but that's partially Dale's own fault because he was assy early and people think that he's going to be a problem on a team. It was a huge advantage for Antonia to be able to pick her team for Restaurant Wars (which wasn't a trainwreck, whoo!), and Dale saw the short end of that.

Anyway, I cannot believe we're still stuck with both Lisa and HatAss. Gah.

As for this crew, can we just send them all home now?

That's what the friends I was watching with said too!


sumi - May 21, 2008 7:41:56 pm PDT #4977 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, Lisa seriously believes that she never makes mistakes with her food. And yet. . .

I'm so excited that Stephanie won and won a great prize.

I hope that Lisa goes next week. Hey, she made her goal.


Kristen - May 21, 2008 8:07:01 pm PDT #4978 of 23273

I recorded AI (so I could FF through the boring crap) and forgot about the whole "oh this is going run over" part. Which meant that I got to the end, Ryan Seacrest said the winner was "David--" and the recording cut off.

I shit you not.


Lee - May 21, 2008 9:01:08 pm PDT #4979 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I can't believe that either Spike or Lisa are going to end up in the final four. SO WRONG.


Sean K - May 21, 2008 9:04:40 pm PDT #4980 of 23273
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, the preview shot of all five of the remaining cheftestants holding hands while facing judges table is kind of freaking my shit out. That's a sight I'd never expect to see in a million years. I wonder what that's about.


Kristen - May 21, 2008 10:33:35 pm PDT #4981 of 23273

I'm wondering about next week, too. It looked like Tom was working front of house or something.