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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


victor infante - May 01, 2008 4:02:30 am PDT #4668 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I didn't think that they would kick Stephanie off on her first mishap.

Not really her first. She was on the bottom last episode, too. Still rooting for her, but she needs to pull herself back together.

Does WINNING an elimination round get you anything but bragging rights (as opposed to winning the quickfire challenge which saves you from the next elimination)?

Nope, except for the random times they have prizes. That being said, no one really believes that the judges will through someone who has won once or twice on what's obviously an off day, unless the food is really, really bad. I can't think of an example, though.

And IIRC, Antonia follows Mikey as the first person to win both a Quickfire and a Elimination challenge (by themselves and not pat of a team or duo) on the same day. Of course, Mikey went home the next day.


Jessica - May 01, 2008 4:09:10 am PDT #4669 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Still rooting for her, but she needs to pull herself back together.

Yep, all of this. I get the same way when I'm under stress - I can't focus or plan, and I wind up overthinking the most mundane tasks. Hopefully she'll be able to take a breath and step back from it enough to make it through.


le nubian - May 01, 2008 4:18:55 am PDT #4670 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

peanut butter and tomato sounds really wrong on top of cous-cous.


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2008 4:29:47 am PDT #4671 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

peanut butter and tomato sounds really wrong on top of cous-cous.

Granted, Richard's white chocolate thing sounded wrong like a wrong thing too, but I can't even grasp what the concept was with the PB&T.


victor infante - May 01, 2008 4:31:53 am PDT #4672 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Oh, and Ted Allen agrees about Whole Foods:

Now, on this Elimination Challenge: Feed a family of four for ten bucks? At Whole Foods?! Have you ever been to Whole Foods? It costs $10 to drive past the place. I once brought an organic melon to the checkout in a Whole Foods in Chicago, and it rang up at $12! (Needless to say, that melon stayed in the store.)


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2008 4:35:02 am PDT #4673 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It costs $10 to drive past the place.

Ahhahahahahahaha!! Love Ted Allen.


Amy - May 01, 2008 4:42:32 am PDT #4674 of 23273
Because books.

Oh, Ted! Man, I miss him when he's not on.


Frankenbuddha - May 01, 2008 4:44:07 am PDT #4675 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Some more gems from Ted:

So long, Dude From That 70s Show.

He's right! Mark was Hyde without the aviator shades.

And then, just when you were reveling in the drama, savoring a battle well won, and bidding farewell to another talented chef, along comes this random bit of nasty from Andrew: “I have a culinary boner right now.”

Great to know, Andy. Somebody hide the pie.

Bwah!


sumi - May 01, 2008 4:49:12 am PDT #4676 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

People with families of 4 to feed on a $10 budget? Do not shop at Whole Foods.

So, so very true.

But I think Mark when compared to others really didn't buy as much. And sadly, Markwise just hadn't wowed the judges at all. I have to say that I thought that the judges were off in thinking that kids won't eat curry. I bet in New Zealand and in the UK they do. (And surely they do in India PADMA.)

I was v. worried about Stephanie. And kind of pissed off that Lisa is still here.

Next episode looks excellent. I can hardly wait.


sumi - May 01, 2008 4:49:49 am PDT #4677 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yikes!

How'd I do that?