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'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Apr 25, 2008 2:51:40 pm PDT #4624 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jason was stupider than Ozzy, because he saw a blindside just two days earlier and he STILL didn't think it might happen to him.

Ozzy was cocky. Jason was DUMB.


Jesse - Apr 27, 2008 11:24:38 am PDT #4625 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Top Chef:

I agree that the traveling is getting out of hand, but have they seen this show? Talk to me when you see a vending machine, princesses.

God, seriously. All of the challenges this season so far have been with actual food, haven't they?

In other news, guess who was sitting in my row on the red eye from LA last night? Benny Ninja!!! We saw him posing around the gate area, so it was double-hilarious when he was sitting way in back with me.


lisah - Apr 27, 2008 1:30:31 pm PDT #4626 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

In other news, guess who was sitting in my row on the red eye from LA last night? Benny Ninja!!!

GET OUT!!! That is an awesome celebrity sighting!


Jesse - Apr 27, 2008 1:37:17 pm PDT #4627 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Right?!? We semi-bonded over the jackasses on the plane with us.


kat perez - Apr 27, 2008 2:13:09 pm PDT #4628 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

That is made of awesome! Although, damn, why is Tyra such a tightwad, right?

And he was posing at the gate!!! Such fun. I'm watching ANTM right now, AIFG.


Jesse - Apr 27, 2008 2:53:18 pm PDT #4629 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I actually think it was just the way he stands -- like how you always know ballerinas walking down the street -- but STILL.


kat perez - Apr 27, 2008 3:09:58 pm PDT #4630 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Still made of awesome. And you got a chance to talk to him.

And in ANTM news, I was sad about the Lauren boot this week. What is with Dominique still being in the competition? I love how the Italian designer said that she didn't look fresh. Hee!


askye - Apr 27, 2008 3:47:07 pm PDT #4631 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

Dominque looks older than me. It's weird. They always end up with these girls that look so old.


lisah - Apr 28, 2008 4:57:04 am PDT #4632 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

What is with Dominique still being in the competition?

TOOTHLESS! FUCK!

I liked Lauren but watching her try to walk and talk was painful.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2008 10:57:56 am PDT #4633 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

On Top Chef, I was just reminded again how awesome I thought it was to cook tofu in beef fat to do "perplexed."