Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Amy - Apr 12, 2008 5:01:31 pm PDT #4450 of 23273
Because books.

Wow. That's unexpected. And I still can't believe they moved the show to Lifetime. Lifetime must have paid BIG bucks for that.


sumi - Apr 12, 2008 5:43:27 pm PDT #4451 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I wonder if this means that she won't be one of the judges next season.


Daisy Jane - Apr 12, 2008 6:46:49 pm PDT #4452 of 23273
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ugh! The first comment in that thread is "People get sick of snotty women!"


Jesse - Apr 13, 2008 6:01:24 pm PDT #4453 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Rock of Love finale = awesome. I can't wait for the reunion!

It's almost embarassing how much I really believe that Bret has(had) to figure out what he really wants, both this season and last. Both times came down to a stripper vs. a more sensible-seeming girl, and both times one was young and one was closer to his age. (Although the combinations were different). I think he's genuinely conflicted. Which is a little sad for someone in his 40s, but whatever.


erikaj - Apr 13, 2008 7:02:53 pm PDT #4454 of 23273
Always Anti-fascist!

Although if he ever figures it out, what will happen to Joel mcHale? There's always Flav, I suppose.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2008 10:00:54 am PDT #4455 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A co-worker of mine sent me this:

Chef Rocco DiSpirito Wants to Cook With You in Your Kitchen!

If you are planning an important meal or simply want to share a significant moment over food, then the A&E Network and chef Rocco DiSpirito can solve your cooking emergency.

Invite Rocco into your kitchen, and he will teach you what to cook, where to find the ingredients and how to prepare the ideal meal for your extra special occasion. Are you cooking for your first housewarming? A soldier’s homecoming? A very special birthday, anniversary or reunion? Are you going to propose marriage or make an announcement? Do you need to impress someone, thank someone, or tell someone that you’re sorry?

A&E is looking for people in and around New York, New Jersey and Connecticut who need Rocco’s help. To apply for the show, email CookWithRocco@gmail.com with your name, age, phone number, a recent photo and the reason you need to cook with Rocco. You can also call our casting hotline: 818-752-5559.

The most tempting part to me is that I bet A&E would clean my apartment for me if I got cast.


sumi - Apr 15, 2008 7:15:28 am PDT #4456 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Bravo's new schedule: Project Runway 5 is on Bravo - I guess that it's 6 that starts on Lifetime.


sumi - Apr 15, 2008 12:23:01 pm PDT #4457 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

PR: Nina Garcia, Back in?


Monique - Apr 15, 2008 3:07:16 pm PDT #4458 of 23273

AI: I remain underwhelmed by David Archuleta, but: Is he wearing leather pants? If so, that's just weird.

I'm so surprised Randy called it "the bomb." So very (not) surprised.


kat perez - Apr 15, 2008 3:15:24 pm PDT #4459 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Ryan’s hair is extra spikey tonight. Is that a plaid silver suit? Oh, Ryan. You’re like the worst closet gay ever.

Mimi! Dressed like slutty Sandy from Grease.

David Archuleta – When You Believe

He’s sooo cute. What is he wearing and why doesn’t it match what he’s singing at all? Really? Cartoon ballad from the Moses movie? Please, please sing an up tempo song. You have a beautiful voice and it was beautiful. Just one fast song, though, please, before the end.

Sidebar: Thus spake my friend, a complete Idol virgin, who’s watching with me tonight: “He has a pretty voice, but he’s really boring.” True. True.